The Corrupted Wish Game

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted,  the Zoop corpses reproduce in the Laxhog stomachs and then there's an explosion of organs and blood.

 

I wish for those Zoops to dance while there are those everywhere.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, there is a Zoop party

 

I wish Zoop would reply to this post 

Edited June 2, 2013 by Lostwanderer

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, Zoop does not like it.

 

I wish for multiple of me too.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Gran...No you can't even divide by zero once.

 

I wish for a glass of cola

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it is poisoned.

 

I wish I could be actually good at art.

[Budding Night 1,043]

Granted, but the only art you are good at drawing is crooked lines.

 

I wish I could make my eyes change to any colour at anytime

[valete 195]

Granted, but this ability causes adverse effects on your eye cells, and you eventually become blind.

 

I wish that I had the ability to resolve any sort of medical adversary without much effort.

[DwarfEmo13 34]

Granted, but this ability causes adverse effects on your eye cells, and you eventually become blind.

 

I wish that I had the ability to resolve any sort of medical adversary without much effort.

Granted. But all doctors are now evil cyborgs sent by Skynet (other companies are available) to kill mankind. D:

I wish I had my own pet Llama (Alpacas are out of the question)....

Edited June 2, 2013 by DwarfEmo13

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. She headbutts you every chance she gets and pees on all your stuff. Also, I steal your wallet.

I wish for my own torture chamber so that I may express my displeasure with anypony who mildly annoys me.

[Soundgarden 2,757]

Granted, but you were not provided with any torture tools, so you ended up with a regular chamber

 

 

I wish I had more time to watch anime :V

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have plenty of time to yourself after I take your eyes and deafen you.

 

I wish for a nice cool drink.

[DwarfEmo13 34]

Granted. You get a nice refreshing glass of liquid Nitrogen. And I shall watch as your jaw and esophagus slowly freezes, you are in agonizing pain but your unable to scream. I relish in the thought of the immense amount of terror that paints your face...

I wish Equestria was a real place?

Edited June 2, 2013 by DwarfEmo13

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are not able to go there.

 

I wish to go to Equestria.

[Zoop 8,384]

Granted, but everyone thinks that you're a disgusting and frightening freak of nature and do their best to avoid you.

 

I wish Arylett wouldn't hate me :c

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, now Klopp hates you twice as much.

 

I wish Zoop turned into a tarantula so I could tear off each of his 8 legs one at a time, then poke out each eyeball with a skinny needle.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, she's obsessed with you and will constantly message you, and such.

 

I wish to be a pony.

 

Ninja'd.

 

Granted, but he heals and regenerates his legs, in which he kills you in revenge.

 

I wish to be a pony.

Edited June 2, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Granted. Then the hate leaves me and spreads across the entire universe, making me the only person who ever likes and will like you.

 

I wish for Zoop to be forever tortured by everyone ever.

 

Granted. You are a real life pony who has no sentience and cannot talk.

 

I still wish for Zoop to be forever tortured by everyone ever.

Edited June 2, 2013 by Arylett Dawnsborough

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You're next, and this Zoop is the last in line for a go. Get ready for some high speed fun and giggles!

I wish that work tomorrow won't be as hellish as last night.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted last night you died

 

I wish that I didn't burn down that village.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, you are then prosecuted by the village for attempting to burn it down.

 

I wish for a peaceful sleep.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I poison you, and you pass away peacefully. Oh, don't worry. You are not dead. You will wake up next week feeling really well rested. Shame i burned down your house, stole and pawned your stuff, sold you family to a cannibal cult, put embassaing pictures of you on the internet anf covered your body with tattoos of swastica's. Oh, and i dropped you off naked in Israel. Have fun!

 

I wish my spelling was better.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Granted but you can only write in Braile.

 

I wish for Vinyl Scratch to be my waifu.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you find a new waifu the next day after seeing another pony.

 

I wish to meet Twilight Sparkle in real life.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but she looks like Twilight from 'Equestria Girls,' specks Dutch, and can't learn any other lagnuge.

 

 

I wish for the next poster to be awesome.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I am a motherfucking T Rex!

 

I shit zombies!

My overies are chainsaws!

 

You are a light snack.

 

 

I wish politics wasn't so depressing.