The Corrupted Wish Game

[Malao 27]

Granted, but it creates a singularity.

 

I wish that wish made sense.

[AnonyPoni 564]

It did. That sense it pain.

 

I wish I could be a geographer

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but everyone hates you because you're bad at being one.

 

I wish I could hug all the ponies.

[Gay Bird 420]

granted, but all the ponies are now humans.

 

I wish that my hair wasn't so annoying.

Edited June 12, 2013 by dudeguy676

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, you no longer have hair.

 

I wish I could you use magic, that is always under control, and cannot malfunction whatsoever.

[Iridian 71]

Granted. In exchange for your new powers, you must now sacrifice one of your body parts per month.

 

I wish I could have whiter teeth.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but they are so white that they blind everyone who sees you smile. So you can either never smile and show off your white teeth, or you can get arrested.

 

I wish I had a monocle to go with my tophat.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but it is cracked, too small, and is about an inch thick. You lose it the first time you put it in your pocket.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. I wish for a corrupt wish

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but your wish is exactly what you wanted and in every way uncorrupted.

 

I wish for some ibuprofen and a nice big glass of water.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I crush the Ibuprofen into fine power and spay it into your mouth (which is forced open). The power dries around your mouth and throat and is extremely irritating. I leave you chained up, with a lovely glass of ice cold and refreshing water just out of reach. You are however, fully able to break free and gulp down the water which clears your throat right up as it is clean and safe water.

Shame I coated the glass with some. . . . interesting poisons.


I wish for someone else to describe Iridian's dark, painful and/or humiliating end at my poisons.

[Iridian 71]

The poison makes me temporarily insane. Foaming at the mouth, I go in search of Midnight Seeker. Once I have found him, I inject sedatives into him, then dress him in a hot pink tutu and sequined tank top. Next, I pull out a small dagger and proceed to cut him to bits, laughing all the while.

How was that for dark, painful and humiliating?

 

I wish for a donut.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I steal you wallet as you tuck into it. I then use photo-shop to make a meme of you in the hot pink tutu and tank top.

It goes viral.

 

Also, the doughnut has a trace of Ebola virus disease. Enjoy!

I wish I had a Lament Configuration

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. It's made out of hamsters.

I wish everyone that wasn't me didn't get what they wished for.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they don't have it for one minute, and then they have it back.

 

I wish for pootis.

[NothingIsEverything 1,233]

Granted, but every time you use it, Valve steals $5 from your acount. If you don't use it at least three times a day, Valve steals $50 from your account and pushes the release date for Half-Life 3 by six months

 

I wish Necrophagist would release a new album. It's been nine years since Epitaph!

[Iridian 71]

Granted. They partner with Justin Bieber and One Direction to release a pop album.

 

I wish I had a better chair.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but the definition of "Better" equals to razor shard spikes, metal handcuffs that latch on as soon as you are within 10 feet ot it, and an acid injector

I wish for Half Life 3, Star Wars Battlfront 3, Battlefield 4, and Assassin's Creed 4. 

[Durandal 623]

Granted. They are all horrible games, and become a blight to their respective series.

 

I wish for the viability of cold fusion reactors in our current day and age.

Edited June 14, 2013 by Durandal

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Energy companies buy them out and mothball them to stop them eating away at their profits.

That's capitalism!


I wish to enjoy the two DVD's I'm about to watch (First Class and A Game of Thrones)

[Trixies Apprentice L 489]

Granted you enjoy them but there is a catch after you finish the enjoyment doesnt fade away you are so over joyed you cannot ever enjoy anything else that isnt those two DVDs. You are lock yourself in a room for ever watching those two DVDs for eternity.

 

I wish Sword art online existed 

[Gamerplayerextreme 11]

Granted, however the game is created by nexon.....and the items in the game are 100 dollars and above to purchase, also when you die in the game, your IP gets permabanned from the game.

 

I wish for a muffin button.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the muffin button showers you in muffins while you are in an unliftable, small dome until you suffocate when you press it.

 

I wish for lots and lots of money.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted, but it's of a currency that is no longer used, and therefore worthless.

 

I wish this chocolate bar wasn't so tempting to eat..

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the chocolate bar isn't tempting at all, while another chocolate pops out of nowhere and it more tempting to eat than the previous one.

 

I wish for you to tell me if you see this wish.

[Gamerplayerextreme 11]

I cannot grant what is not wished!

 

Porquoi!!!!

 

I wish for

Derpy