The Corrupted Wish Game

[The J.ster 40]

Granted but it's the Pinkie Pie from the Cupcakes fanfic.

 

I wish I could go to the moon!

[DJ-P0n-3 37]

Granted,but you're staying there for 5,000 years.

 

I wish for pony t-shirts.

[Octavia2 83]

Granted, they're of real - life ponies.

 

I wish for a duet in the next episode.

[DJ-P0n-3 37]

Granted,but the duet only lasts 2 minutes.

 

I wish for cool shades.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted but they don't have lenses.

I wish the walking dead was in Hd.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted but you are a walking dead now

I wish to fall asleep D:

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted. (HD stands for 'Hairy Dicks' right?)

 

I Wish the MLP opening would ditch the train.

 

NINJAAAAAAAAAS!!!

 

Sigh... you fall asleep and never wake up...

Edited October 24, 2011 by Lyra

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

(You forgot something)

I wish that summing noise would stop

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted. (HD stands for 'Hairy Dicks' right?)

 

I Wish the MLP opening would ditch the train.

 

NINJAAAAAAAAAS!!!

 

Sigh... you fall asleep and never wake up...

 

Granted it has a black block that never goes away to replace it.

 

 

 

(You forgot something)

I wish that summing noise would stop

 

Granted you are now deaf

I wish i had all of the monopoly money in the world to finally beat my friend in the game.

Edited October 24, 2011 by OceanBreeze

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

I Wish the MLP opening would ditch the train.

There.

 

granted, it stops for about a second, then starts again. It increases in volume very slowly to the point where your eardrums explode and you bleed out...

 

I wish I'd stop getting ninja'd all the freakin' time...

 

...

 

Fuck.

Edited October 24, 2011 by Lyra

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

(LOL XD)

Granted but it didn't work.

 

I wish i had better wishes

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but you turn into a cupcake.

I wish to have fake money.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, but you are put in prison for life.

 

I wish for the greatest gift in the world.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Congrats, you receive tapeworms.

 

I wish to revive Goku with the Dragonballs.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, but he is going to kick your ass.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted, you want to wish for all eternity to be joyful. To bad you only get one wish...

 

I wish derpy would deliver my mail.

[Swoop 2,278]

Granted, she delivered a bunch of overdue electricity bills, five months worth of junkmail, and a letter of demand from your former boss suing you for a breach of your previous employer agreement contract. Have fun with that.

 

I wish all my current financial debts could be cleared.

Edited October 25, 2011 by Swoop

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted but now you have no money at all

 

I wish that more bronies liked hard dance music :3

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, but now noone can dance.

 

Wished I had more time to wish.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Your wish is granted, but you think of so many wishes, you can't decide before time runs out.

 

I wish there were more alicorns than just the two princesses.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but we never hear about them,

I wish I had a something good to watch.

(There is only ICarly and I am not a fan.)

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted...but its the one show I can't stand...two stupid dogs..

 

I wish to get my galleon back from the moon.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted, but a moon-wizard put a curse upon it and made it evil. As you retrieve it, your life becomes a horrible hell, in which you have no control over. You go mad, and attempt to commit suicide, but the curse doesn't allow this. It murders everyone you love and keeps you alive, but locked up in a cell. Happy?

 

I wish this post doesn't get ninja'd...

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, it got shogunned.

I wish King of the hill was funnier.

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted but they soon cancel the show.

I wish with all of my heart for everyone to turn into a pony like in MLP FIM.