The Corrupted Wish Game

[Nico 790]

Granted. The elite four and champion are Rainbow Dash Applejack Pinkie Pie Fluttershy and Scootaloo as the champion I wish for thy brain.

But I have no qualms with your grant. You failed to ruin it.

 

Granted, but I shot it first.

 

I wish Fluttershy was real and was my best friend.

[Linguz 140]

But I have no qualms with your grant. You failed to ruin it.

 

Muahahahaha! That was the point. It's NOT ruined. I WANT to play that game.

I don't have a problem with yours either. I like dead brains.

 

Granted, but she has to be shipped to Afghanistan as a suicide bomber for being shipped with Rainbow Dash one too many times.

 

I wish for a good signature.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but it's made by Sarah Palin, and nobody likes it for that reason even though it's really, really good.

 

I wish Sarah Palin wasn't so easy to hate.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted because she dies and everybody forgets about her.

I wish for a pet gummy.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted

I wish for trick or treaters to give me some of their candy.

Edited October 31, 2011 by Lyra

[Nico 790]

Granted, but it's laced with cyanide.

 

I wish Kit Kats didn't taste so amazing.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted. There is now a mob waiting outside of your door, waiting to kill you for ruining their precious candy bars.

 

I wish someone made a new sequel for Drawn to Life that isn't as disappointing as the 2nd and 3rd.

[Nico 790]

Granted, it's MORE disappointing.

 

I wish my English professor would be cool and let me get by without writing this stupid paper.

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

Granted, it's MORE disappointing.

 

I wish my English professor would be cool and let me get by without writing this stupid paper.

 

Granted, but your next assignment will be an even longer paper.

 

I wish I could find a decent job.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but your next assignment will be an even longer paper. I wish I could find a decent job.

 

If only you knew that it actually will be a longer one anyway. >_<

 

Granted, but illegal immigrants from 13 different countries will soon run you out of your position.

 

I wish Sweetie Belle hadn't lost the Last Pony Standing game.

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

I sadly cannot bring back the dead. But as a punishment for those who caused her death; Scootaloo and Apple Bloom shall now be tied forever.

 

I'd wish for more hours each day, like 30 or something.

[Klopp 2,050]

I'd wish for more hours each day, like 30 or something.

 

Granted, the gap between the earth and the sun has dropped by 1/3, and the earth has now gravitationally locked so that only one side is facing the sun (Much like our moon is to us) so it is always day time on one side and night on the other, but unfortunately the side facing the sun is now around 200 degrees celsius and the dark side 100 below so life can no longer be sustained on earth and we all die...

 

I wish I were a pony in ponyville cause this place kinda sucks.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted

I wish for trick or treaters to give me some of their candy.

 

Curses.. anyways

Granted but after you get there you turn into a rock.

I wish wishes would stop getting corrupted...

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Grated. They now just get ignored and forgotten.

 

I wish for Lego to stop being so damn expensive.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but now they're always sold out before you can buy them and nobody wants to sell them anymore because they're so worthless.

 

I wish I had a tunnel system connecting my house to all of my very best friends' houses.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, you live in a cave system because the world was ended by a nuclear apocalypse.

 

I wish I could Parkour whenever I wanted to.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but now you're absolutely no good at it.

 

I wish they would hurry up and make a Grand Theft Auto 5.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted. They hurry up so much that the game ends up looking like Superman 64.

 

I wish I had more time to do fun stuff.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but now you have nothing fun to do.

 

I wish Superman 64 wasn't such a terrible game.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted. Now it's a terrible movie.

 

I wish that I had Skyward Sword NOW!

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, but the game is broke. Or if you mean the sword itself... it falls onto you and impales your skull.

 

I wish I had more time to study for tomorrow's test.

[Linguz 140]

Granted. You failed the test.

 

I wish I had a bigger TV so I could use my desktop from my bed better.

[Phoenix Wright 55]

Granted, but the second you turn your TV on it explodes.

 

I wish that I could meet another brony at my school.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but he thinks Twist is best pony and ONLY GOOD PONY. His second favorite character is Gilda, whom he says is 20% cooler than Rainbow Dash AND the Wonderbolts.

 

I wish this semester of school would hurry up and end.

Edited November 4, 2011 by NicolaiB_92

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted but the next semester will last for ever.

 

I wish that my drawing skills were a lot better :'D