The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. That was Cupcakes.

 

I wish I actually read Cupcakes just for the heck of it, and no, I have really high tolerances for blood, gore, and death; It's called Happy Tree Friends. And SHED.MOV.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but your friends heard of you reading it and think you're a dangerous and mentally unstable sociopath.

 

 

I wish I could write my own grimdark fic.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you get too involved in writing it, forget about everything else, and die of neglection

 

I wish I could be specific enough to make a wish uncorruptable, I will keep trying!

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but I, however, have used the power of friendship and magic to ensure all of your future wishes are corrupted.

 

 

I wish I could give Butterscotch, genderbend of Fluttershy, were real and would allow me to give him a hug.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it turns out he had the Pony Pox when you hugged him, and the Pony Pox is fatal to humans....

 

I wish I could listen to two different things simultaneously

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but your brain suffers from an overload and implodes on itself.

 

 

I wish I had a hat just like Finn from Adventure Time.

[go away seb 367]

Granted. Someone filled it with tuna.

 

I wish that my wish becomes corrupted

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's called a coma.

 

I wish my stomach would stop trying to eat me...

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. It now wants to eat your heart.

 

 

I wish I had a pre-trained pet parasprite.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. I'm the parasprite. UMAD?

 

I wish there was something worthwhile to watch on TV...

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it's only on a channel hosted in Siberia and as a result isn't accessible by you

 

I wish

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. Nothing happened.

 

I wish I knew why the back of my mind tells me I'm actually a sadistic psychopath.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, your brain was trying to warn you about your dark side, just like Scootaloo you are sadistic

 

I wish to meet the Mane6 IRL, and please don't corrupt this, I would probably die from the epicness of that anyway

Edited April 13, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Big Bill Hell 123]

okay.

 

I wish health class did something other than make me feel unhealthy, like have something interesting be taught.

Edited April 13, 2012 by Tumorfist

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but instead of making you feel unhealthy, it makes you feel TOO healthy... like, OCD-style.

 

I wish I didn't read My Little Dashie.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. But Rainbow Dash finds you and forces you to watch it.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't listen to the original theme to Lavender Town. Those high-pitched tones are ringing in my head and it's absoloute torture.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you were forced to watch the most annoying sound in the world looped for 24 hours by a naked man with a shotgun

 

I wish I wasn't sad from watching 2 sad videos from rate a video then post another

[Znex 936]

Granted, now you're so furious from watching the videos you burst several arteries and die from internal bleeding

 

I wish for a fish in a dish

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it wasn't very delish.

 

I wish I was cleverer.

[Swordfishtrombone 384]

Granted but the revelation drives you insane.

I wish I had more spare time to play table-top games.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. You are now locked inside a game store for all eternity.... I hope you like Scrabble...

 

I wish I could find more good music.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you have to pay heaps of dollar before you can hear it

 

I wish rich businessmen were less corrupt

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but the poor people who were once nice are now evil.

 

I wish I was the Doctor, TARDIS and all.

[Philomena 66]

Granted. But a fellow came up to you and gave you a health problem. ( cancer? )

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

(You didn't wish so...)

 

Garanted, but the poor people who were once nice are now evil.

 

I wish I was the Doctor, TARDIS and all.

 

Granted, but everything is malfunctioning.

 

I wish for a statue of myself.

Edited April 13, 2012 by CeIestia