The Corrupted Wish Game

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but you lose all of your other skills

 

I wish for something interesting to happen 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. A sinkhole opens up underneath your house.


I wish that I had some idea what to wish for.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but your mind asplodes...

 

I wish for broccoli.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's infest with maggots. And now you have a strong craving for broccoli.

 

 

I wish for ten bucks.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but then you become in debt

 

I wish for everyone to like me because how can this go wrong

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You become tired of everyone seeking you for advice, to the point that you grow mad.

 

I wish Assassins were more like this:


 

And Templars:

 

EDIT : Cos that's how I typically view them.

Edited August 22, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now ninjas look like that.

 

I wish I could watch all of the "Every Simpsons Ever marathon"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Granted, but you will have to watch it all in one sitting, with no meals or bathroom breaks.

 

I wish someone would join my RP:

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/108354-school-camping-trip-ooc-and-sign-up/

Edited August 22, 2014 by Rainbow Eclipse

[Shenron00 366]

Granted, but it's Forever Alone.

 

I wish for Missingno.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it corrupts your save file....for real life.

 

I wish I had some junk food.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You have a plate full of miniature wooden junks, handcrafted by me some odd fellow down the street who has a hunch of odd knick-knacks.

 

I wish Assassins were more like the Hunters from L4D, and Templars as the survivors.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the game you are imagining to be made is created by a shady company that does a poor job.

 

I wish be able to find the comics I'm seeking.

 

 

Granted. You have a plate full of miniature wooden junks, handcrafted by me some odd fellow down the street who has a hunch of odd knick-knacks.

Well played.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but now you can't find anything else but comics you seek for

 

I wish I had a butterfly knife

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it always flies away when you try to use it.

 

 

I wish I had could get some band merch at the concert I'm going to tomorrow.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted.

You get a box of rubber bands.

 

I wish I can see a Houyhnhnm and an Equestrian pony talk to each other -- just don't let the latter know, or he'll turn me into a pony too!

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you are severely disappointed.

 

 

I wish I could have gotten a bit more sleep last night.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but now you can never wake up unless your late for something

 

I wish for something to put here (really I'm out of ideas)

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you now have no more wishes now that you know what you want to wish for.

 

 

I wish this semester was already over with.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you fall into a wormhole and end up at the beginning of NEXT semester.



I wish for pies.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, they're all Pinkie.

 

 

I wish reddit could be checked mentally.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

It was checked in your own mind!!

You saw every bad comment inside!!

 

I wish for a fountain of tea.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's too hot and it's a tea you don't like.



I wish I'd had £200 to spend at BUCK 2 days ago.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you spend it magic beans.

 

 

I wish I could get energetic and finish my current fan-fiction.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but then you become heavily criticized

 

I wish for my friend DJS1 to recover from his injuries

(try to corrupt that) 

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted

But his miraculous healing catches the attention of religious fanatics who swarm him for being the next prophet

He will never know peace and quite again

 

I wish for a 500GB usb decide