The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lord Demetrius 6]

Granted Steam is only servicing hentai games this year. 

 

 

 

I wish I was immune to lead poisoning. 

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted you are now immune to lead poisoning however it cost you your immunity and resistance to any other sicknesses and the chance of you being infected are increased by 20%

 

I wish these "wub pistols" were gone there cracking the floor ,also don't tell Sgt Scratch I said this.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, but Sgt Scratch finds out you said this.

 

I wish for more trees.

[Denim&Venöm 18,941]

Granted. They take up all the available space on the planet, impaling every living life form in doing so. 

 

I wish everybody on the planet spoke one language. 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you are no longer on the planet.

 

 

 

 

I wish for Nigel Farage's head on a spike.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted............but after word all you can hear everyday for the rest of your Life are his political speeches and quotes inside your head.

 

I wish.........................for.........................a pencil

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted. It is an evil pencil and stabs you to death.

 

I wish that I had revised instead of being random, so I could've actually had a chance at passing my exams, tests and whatnot... and I would actually have a life now.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted.........You Succeed & Have Life..............But in your desperation to continue succeeding you turn to drugs and Marry  a Drunk Circus Clown Named  GOZO............who later is infected with the Clown Zombie Virus.......You return home one evening to him where in he bites you and turns you into a CLown Zombie...................

 

I wish for ......................................an evil pencil

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, your pencil is evil but got destroyed by a chaos pen wished by [REDACTED]

I wish this rag doll would stop teleporting.

Edited March 4, 2015 by Corporal Fluttershy

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted, it no longer teleports and won't try to snap your neck, instead it grows huge, terrifying and deadly claws and sprints at its prey with insane speed. Oh, and it ignores walls and can fly. And don't forget that instead of killing you it makes you helpless and tortures you, both physically and mentally. Also, it's eyes always shows the prey's absolutely worst nightmare.

 

I wish for a decent-sized, clean, perfectly harmless, non-alive, not psychologically scarring, not cursed, dollar. Oh, and throw in a huge and dangerous dragon while you're at it, if you please.

Edited March 4, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the huge, dangerous dragon burns your dollar.




i wish that I had a rubber band.

[Denim&Venöm 18,941]

Granted. It's a snapped one. 

 

I wish Fight Club won a academy award for Best Picture. 

Edited March 5, 2015 by Denim&Venom

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but now Movie 43 did as well.



I wish that I had an incredibly high-tech toilet.

[baba_booey 4,302]

Granted, but it clogs too much.

 

I wish you a Merry Christmas.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Thank you.

Unfortunately, Christmas no longer exists.

 

I wish for an elephant.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You get a dead elephant.

 

 

 

I wish for even longer hair.

[Denim&Venöm 18,941]

Granted. It's nasal hair. 

 

I wish I could see in all colors of the light spectrum without going blind. 

[Lyra's Pants 154]

Calypso: So, Denim&Venom, your wish is to see all colors of the light spectrum without going blind? Your wish is granted!

 

(Lightning shoots out of Calypso's fingers)

 

(Denim&Venom screams randomly for no apparent reason)

 

Calypso: Too bad since I'm showing you so many colors, you're having a seizure! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

 

Anyways, I wish to have my wish granted to me.

Edited March 7, 2015 by Lyra's Pants

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, your wish is granted costing you all your other wish opportunities

 

I wish I could get this slave collar on General Ditsy without it blowing up after 12 seconds.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted. It blows up after 13 seconds.

 

I wish someone would help me answer all those goddamned mathematical problems I don't know so I can actually get a qualification and a job

[Denim&Venöm 18,941]

Granted. You get the job but you don't know jack s##t. You get fired for incompetence and jailed/fined for falsifying credentials. This will haunt you for the rest of your job history.  

 

I wish wages would go up 25% but the cost of living would go down 25%. 

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but the ups and downs go to North Korea, who find out it was you and send their entire army to you to kill you.

 

 

I wish my dragon would get more clicks.

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but the website the link leads to crashed so anyone who clicks on it will be met with a blank white screen.

 

IMHO, the most adorable moments in the show are when the ponies do that "squee" sound effect.  I wish Hasbro would make squeeky pony toys.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they look like the spawn of Satan himself.

 

 

 

I wish for a bubble.

 

Granted. It's nasal hair. 

Tarnish not the majesty of my MANGIFICENT MOUSTACHE!

[Denim&Venöm 18,941]

Granted. It's a snot bubble. It pops. 

 

I wish my hair wouldn't constantly keep getting split ends. 

 

Tarnish not the majesty of my MANGIFICENT MOUSTACHE!

Hey, it was your wish pal.