The Corrupted Wish Game

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, you go bald.

 

I WISH I KNEW ABOUT ENTHALPY CHANGE.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,you forget English.

 

I wish I could enjoy my introvert life.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but as a result you become a NEET for life.



I wish I had fluent understanding of every language in the world, and every language that may come into existence, including dead languages like Latin.

Edited March 13, 2015 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,your vocal chords are now damaged. So,you can't talk.

 

I wish to invent a mind controlling potion that doesn't have an antidote.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You accidentally drink the entire potion, allowing the most evil thoughts in your subconscious mind to control you, driving you to self-destruction.

I wish the Taco Desert actually existed in the US state of Arizona, and Sonata Dusk (and her fellow Dazzlings) to be banished to there, with no escape.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted............but you become the 4th member of the Dazzlings............Alto Feces

 

 

I wish for a Pine tree.....................that is evil and wants to kill me and the entire universe........also has the powers to grant it's own wishes........

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It kills you, but it wishes for you to return to life so that you will cut it for firewood.

I wish all the portals to Equestria will be closed to all beings, except all equines throughout the universe.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but thisd prevents the Equines from bringing the humans important information needed to prevent the world's imminent destruction, The world is then destroyed.



I wish for Nigel Farage's foot on a spike.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted. You become Nigel Farage.

 

I wish for the new MacBook.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but soon after Apple goes bust and MacBooks become super-cheap.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a really cool hat.

Edited March 17, 2015 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but it's another persons definition of cool which you'll find very lane

 

I wish I stopped forgetting to change to the last page of the thread before replying 

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, you will now remember and with the cost of your perception turn to 2 points.

 

I wish this suit was a different color.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It is invisible, with no color but what you are wearing inside your hazmat suit.

I wish the Mane 6 were Nazgul. Imagine how much more worse they'll be!

Edited March 25, 2015 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[SevenSFormerAccount 65]

granted. The show gets cancelled over speculation over whether the show is appropriate or not.

 

I wish i wouldn't feel as bad as I do now.

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, you won't feel anything.

 

I wish that this wish was worse.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted, everyone dies.

 

I wish that this can't be corrupted.

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, this won't be corrupt but every wish you ever made will go corrupt.

 

I wish to see what happened if all the sites had a containment breach all at once.

Edited April 12, 2015 by Mhauslis

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but as a result the world is destroyed by SCPs.

 

 

 

I wish for David Cameron's forehead on a plate.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. On a typical dinner, he dozes off, and the plate sticks on him. He then has to rip off his forehead if he has to remove it.

I wish I can sabotage any bronies' attempts to teleport or travel to Equestria, as quickly and skillfully as possible.

Edited April 15, 2015 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted. But you can only make them be diverted to the World of Attack on Titan in front of a Titan. And you're there with them too.

 

I wish I could summon fire.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. But you can only go Johnny Storm. Like this guy

I nicked your wallet as well using asbestos gloves.

I wish I was mentally disciplined.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted...........But the Only thing you study is the Zagats' Restaurant Guide

 

 

I wish for a Penny

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are now in the worst penny dreadful in all of Victorian London.

I wish I can read animals' minds.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted..............but the only thought you hear are from mating season..................

 

I wish for a pop-tart................

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You have a platter of six traditional Ruritanian pop tarts, containing fresh alien cat meat.

I wish for a ticket to that "Ruritania" I had spoken of ... I guess it's somewhere in Eastern Europe.