The Corrupted Wish Game

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted, but you become so good at math that all math classes become incredibly boring, the very nature of math itself is called into question by your knowledge, and you're so advanced, you keep running to paradox after paradox, and eventually you know even less than you did before.

 

I wish I could change my GPA from last year to at least a 2.0.

[Yoshikupo 302]

Granted but now you have to go to all intensive classes as well as take two after school activity's

 

I wish YouTube had better videos on it

[ponylaces 1,870]

Granted, but the videos are so well done that the YouTubers who made them get hired to work in Hollywood on movie sets. Since those YouTubers are gone, the rest of the videos on YouTube are atrocious.

 

I wish season 5 would continue tomorrow.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted but it's now the last season of the show.

 

I wish for no one to corrupt this wish.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted. You feel pain and misery settling in as you realize you could've wished for anything else.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

There's no wish to grant.

 

I wish for mosquitoes to go extinct and mosquitoes only with every other kind of organism currently alive today being unaffected. 

[ponylaces 1,870]

As much as I'd like this wish to not be corrupted..

Granted, but the mosquitos end up messing up the food chain and most animals go extinct too.

 

I wish summer could last longer.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, there's a massive drought which resultsd in hosepipe bans for months and months.



I wish I had a new monitor.


 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but it can only display in the color blue..

 

I wish i had some motivation..

[DJShy 873]

Granted! Now you have the motivation to jump off a cliff.

 

I wish my mom didn't do Heroin, causing her to be away in jail for 7 years of my life.

Edited August 25, 2015 by DJShy3

[jeray2000 111]

Granted! Now you have the motivation to jump off a cliff.

 

I wish my mom didn't do Heroin, causing her to be away in jail for 7 years of my life.

Granted, she got addicted to cocaine and was in jail for ten years. Sorry for your pain though buddy, that sounds tough. 

 

I wish for a klein bottle.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted. It is now your only possession.

 

I wish for cake.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Enjoy the bacteria-sized cake!

 

I wish for my true self to show.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Granted, your true self tears a hole in the fabrique of reality which I now have to fix.

 

Wish I had some help.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Foal Derpy comes to the rescue!(Might be more risk of heart-attack instead of thing breaking)

 

Wish my insateable boredom is sated for once, and all the centuries/decades/years/months/weeks/days/hours/minutes/seconds to come!

[cwhip9 1,078]

granted for some unexpected reason you wake up 90 years old and the doctor says your spleen, liver, and basically all internal organs have been replaced by nothing but adrenalin for a science test

 

I wish I could have batpony wings  

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you find yourself unable to fly with them due to lack of skill.



I wish for bacon.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but you can't eat it due to lack of skill.

 

I wish for a lack of skill.

[jeray2000 111]

Granted, you are now a complete failure at everything.

 

I wish for the season five hiatus to end.

[RandomInternetDude 17]

Granted, the rest of Season five has been cancelled.

 

I wish Spike was written as a better character.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted but now all other characters are poorly written..

 

I wish hiatuses were shorter..

[Pinkie Pi 110]

Granted.

But the rest of the show is cancelled after this episode.

 

 

I wish I had more australium to repair my frying pan.

Edited September 8, 2015 by Pinkie Pi

[jeray2000 111]

Granted.

But the rest of the show is cancelled after this episode.

 

 

I wish I had more australium to repair my frying pan.

Granted, but it is covered in a dozen venomous animals from Australia.

 

I wish for tau to replace pi in mathematic formulas. 

[Pinkie Pi 110]

Granted.

But you then fall down the stairs and die, so you never get to use Tau.

 

 

I wish I had more muffins.

Edited September 9, 2015 by Pinkie Pi

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but they're stale, mouldy and inedible..

 

I wish the mobile version was improved..