The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Too bad nobody's around you and it's slowly driving you insane.

 

I wish for mind control Immunity

Edited October 1, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Lightbulb 170]

Granted, Your Thoughts Are unreadable, even to your own brain, technically meaning your brain is disconnected from your brain, creating a disembodyment, forcing you to live the rest of your life as a shadow that is unable to do anything but imagine things, and nothing else, until the day you die.

 

I wish for myself to become highly inebriated.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Explosions and screaming happen in the background, but you dont notice. You sleep somewhere insignificant and wake up to find earth in ruins, and no trace of any living thing left.

 

I wish for someone to post on this thread.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted but your wish is invalid.

 

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

[Lightbulb 170]

Granted, Your Wish's Corruption Has Dissolved Your Soul And Sent It To The Firey Depths Of All Forms Of Hell And Oblivion.

 

I Wish, For A Candle that Never Goes Out.

 

(This One Could Be Taken At Least Ten to Fifteen Ways)

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. This candle is indestructible, amd Everything this candle touches(Even air), even the non-fiery bits, blows up in a giant explosion. This has resulted in endless explosions reaching into earth's middle, and blowing a hole out of it, making earth no longer a planet. An of course, humanity goes extinct. Along with every other once-living organism on earth.

 

I wish for cookies. Nice, delicious by normal human standards and definetely not filled with poison or questionable ingredients.

Edited October 5, 2015 by GeneLord Bradley

[Melke 160]

Granted, you have cookies that everyone would die to get their hands on and have start a war because of this. I wish for a world where ideals can come true.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted.  Judgement Day happens.  75% of Earth's population get sent to Heaven (a world where ideals come true) and you get thrown into the fiery pits of Hell to burn for all eternity.

 

I wish for myself to become highly inebriated.

Couldn't you just get drunk on your own without the help of a magic genie???

 

I wish I could permanently body swap with my ponysona, Serenade.  He has all the same friends and relatives that I do (pony versions of them at least) and his situation in life is almost Identical to my own save for the fact that he can fly due to being a Pegasus.  Like I said, this body swap would be permanent so I don't care what he does in this world since I won't be here.  Of course, because we'd be living in each other's bodies we'd also be using each other's brains.  Because information and memories are both stored in the brain, when the body swap happens, I'd instantly gain all of Serenade's knowledge and memories about life in Equestria on top of what I already know.  The same would happen to Serenade about life on Earth. In either case, the new information would just sit in our brains until relevant moments (like anything I know already) rather than killing us or something stupid like that.

Edited October 5, 2015 by Serenade

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. A freak accident happens in the middle of it, and the soul of King Sombra splits in half and accompanies you. The body swap happened perfectly, but now you're both sitting backseat. The Sombras' are in full control, and you only get to watch.

 

"...Staaaaiiiiirrrrrrrsssss..."

 

I wish to see the harmless, friendly neighborhood Ghost Sombra.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but he can't see you.



I wish that I had a bucket of assorted PC bits.

[Lightbulb 170]

Granted, They are fully operational Terminator Pieces from the original Terminator, which is putting it's self back together to kill you. Because you match the imaging of one of John Connor's Captains. You are Its only target, and it is not meant to kill you instantly, but rather torture you until you lose your mind and then leave you to the rest of the humans.

 

I wish that the average adult human's attention span (Looking at today's standards) was longer than that of a gold fishes.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The average adult human is now a slightly advanced goldfish. Only children and insane people are left.

 

I wish for eatable cake, that i can eat without throwing up. Also, make it taste awesome to my tastebuds.

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, you get a cake that taste so amazing it gave you diabetes due to the cake being made of a very excessive amount of sugar and fat.

 

I wish for a better corrupt wish.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You are now placed on one of the moons of Jupiter because some issues showed up. Please, do not move from your position. We'll be coming to get you as late as possible.

 

I wish for quality entertainment that does not involve death and/or injuries, nor does the entertainment contain myself, my family, or my friends.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted. You now have the most tragic, award-winning film about a family enduring hard times in which they lose their home and end up on the streets where they must scavenge food for themselves. Oh, and it's based on a true story.

 

I wish for a story with a happy ending for the protagonist.

Edited October 16, 2015 by ATGG

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The protagonist is a tyrant who enslaves everyone in the end, and is only better than the antagonist by a very small margin.

 

I wish that i could wish for a endless paradox

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, however cause you wish to be able to wish for something you can no longer be granted wishes.

 

I wish I had feet or at least tank treads cause being an Arcane Block means no sight seeing.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

granted, your feet will kill you if you move.

 

I wish I was batman.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. You are turned into a male bat.

 

I wish that the time machine DeLorean was real.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

It is but, now everyone looks as if the 80's barfed on us and you get none of the benefits of the 2015 of back to the future.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

What's that? You forgot to make a wish?

I'll help. Your wish was to come into money.

This happens after a series of tragic accidents leave everyone you love/liked/lusted after/trusted and you thought were alright as well as every single member of your extended family is killed due to hamsters. The rodents also eat your eyes. What little insurance you are able to claim gets paid to you in cash. You put the cash in a wallet.

I nick it.


I wish it was easier for me to get back into the fandom.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. And just when you're in and pumped for everything, the show suddenly vanishes, taking the fandom with it.

 

I wish to move around much easier.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. However, your legs are so amazing that it has to use a lot of your body's resources, that your body explodes, leaving only your legs which are now useless.

 

I wish I had faster internet.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You suddenly go deaf, dumb, blind and are paralysed. Your crappy internet was so bad, that good internet blew your mind, yet leaving it working, just nothing else. You can touch though (and man, does your nose itch). To make matters worse, you cannae pay your medical bills. Why? Because I nicked your wallet after I kidnapped your family for my family barbecue (your parents went well with my granny's special sauce).

My wish is for you who reads these words to slap yourself in the face with unending and repetitive fury (no breaks, ever).

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, but all pain is felt by you and magnified by a thousand.

 

I wish for a life without mistakes.