The Corrupted Wish Game

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted. Kinda. You keep spending your entire life wondering if what you've done was really a mistake, or if you're mistakin' that you've made said mistake, which in turn, would also be a mistake, but if that was true, then what you thought before (you making a mistake) would be correct. And if you were correct, that would mean you hadn't made any mistakes at all, and... (this could go on forever. Paradox!! )

 

I wish to become a shape-shifter.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

you do but, you lose your tue form and can never see your old face again.

 

I wish I could bring anything in my imagination come to life.

[SFyr 1,982]

This becomes reality through massive, coma-inducing trauma; within your coma dream you have this exact ability, but it is never 'real' and you spend each day wondering if you'll suddenly disappear.

 

I wish for the ability to heal others.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, but you can only use this ability by giving up some of your own health. You then gain whatever infliction that individual had.

 

I wish for world peace.

[SFyr 1,982]

This is achieved through cultural stagnation and the death of all conflict; life becomes dull, boring, and nobody has much of a strong opinion about anything, as to not have potential for said conflict. Life loses much of its purpose, productivity declines, and nations begin to fall apart under the weight of absolute equality and unoffensive grayness.

 

I wish for the ability put out fires with but a thought.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the fire is ignited again when you stop thinking about putting it out.. Meaning you can either let it burn or be in an endless cycle..

 

I wish speaking about MLP to others wasn't so hard to do, due to fear of being judged..

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You can now only speak about MLP to others. As in, you will not be able to speak about anything but MLP to others. Nor can you think about anything else other than MLP. (... Oh lord, that would be horrible. Just a couple steps away from being lobotomized.)

 

I Demand a Sunset Shimmer Emoji!

[SevenSFormerAccount 65]

Granted.

It's the new 'effective. power'

(iPhone crash bug)

 

I wish that North Korea established a republic.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but it is a small time gaming republic and they only play LAN games so aren't noticed by anyone..

 

I wish i could get my head out of this stupid mask.. damn thing is stuck..

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Yer body turns into small, mini-cubes to get yer head out of the mask.

 

I wish for tommorow to come quicker.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted.  Earth starts spinning at ten times it's normal speed causing massive hurricanes and earthquakes world wide.

 

I wish this was a real game

[Sekr Gray 521]

Granted: The game is real and released, but every action has a micro-transaction to go with it. Enjoy your wallet shrinking penny by penny.

 

I wish for non-aging immortality for me and my special somepony.

[Melke 160]

Granted. You and your special somepony now lives happily forever after inside a little ball that is floating in outer space that eventually gets sucked into a black hole.

 

I wish for guns to had never been invented.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but even deadlier weapons were invented and it resulted in the eradication of all life on earth.. everything is now dead..

 

I wish I had Electokinesis..

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have that ability, but using it always hurts you like hell but never kills you. You just pass out and lose control of your bladder and bowels. I nick your wallet while you droll in your own filth. Then I sell you to an unscrupulous corporation who use you as a power supply. Your food is serviceable, but every single cup of coffee you get is cold.

I wish a pet Shoggoth.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but i don't know what a Shoggoth is, so you get a pet snail instead..

 

I wish we could see more of Luna in the show..

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Fair enough, Luna gets an entire season as the star. While you are giddy with joy, I nick your wallet, and you never get tae see it as I user forbidden science to mutate that snail into a Shoggoth who then eats you.

http://eclectixx.deviantart.com/art/Shoggoth-288484101

 

 

 

I wish more to be aware of the Cthulu Mythos.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yes but, you now know to much and must die.

 

I wish I had 8 legs so i can wear 4 pairs of hot pants!

#undertale

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Every pair of pants you wear now instantly melts. And turns into hot lava.

 

I wish my artistic skills were better...

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, you now have better artistic skills.. but all you other skills are worsened to the point where they can't be considered skills..

 

I wish my book didn't take so long to arrive, while still remaining in-tact and undamaged.. and without additional charges of any kind..

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted! The book has arrived in tip-top condition! Even the pages are blank and havent been touched! There's also a spell cast on it to prevent anyone touching it, lest they want to turn into dust!

 

I wish for a secret wish that could be granted without anyone knowing what it is.

Edited November 5, 2015 by Princess Bradley

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You just know that something horrible will happen, you just don't know when it will happen or what. I also nicked your wallet and kicked you in the shin.

 

I wish for eternal damnation for everyone

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You and everyone else are not separated from eachother, and everyone knows it was you who gave them this fate.

 

I wish for immortality. I do not care about the usual drawbacks, such as watching everyone around me wither away. I will instead treasure the moments we had together. Also, my memory is safe and unaffected, as is my mind, heart, body, soul and everything else thats me.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. First I nick your wallet. I have to do this as Earth and every planet in the social system just blew up. Enjoy floating through space for eternity. Sans wallet.

I wish for another drink.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but this drink turns you into stone and you remain trapped in that state forever..

 

I wish I wasn't so lonely..