The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. However, your first real battle is with Jared and his Pokemon, Mr Fish (http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/05032010). As you mourn your slowly digesting companion, I take all your pain away. . .

By ripping out your still beating heart for my collection.


Thank you to SlenderSlayer for this upgrade.



I wish to be attuned to the Living Force (Star Wars)

[Randimaxis 8,652]

 

 

I wish to be attuned to the Living Force (Star Wars)

 

Excellent... *wrings hands*

 

You become attuned completely... to the dark side.  You gain power and notoriety until a light side Jedi ends up trying to convert you; you kill him, but this triggers an all-out galactic war, in which you are assassinated by your padawan.  Your name fades from galactic history, and another Sith in the future uses your diminished soul energy for purposes that erase you from existence.

 

I wish for Equestria to be real, and a portal to open between our two worlds permanently. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Well played. I approve.

Well, the Portal opens and there is indeed a gate to Equestria from our world. And now Equestria is doomed. Disease that the ponies have never heard of, vermin that don't respond to their tricks, and cloppers leave Equestria a dying land. Then oil is found.

As you weep in despair for this world you have destroyed, I rip out your still beating heart.

I wish unlimited travel.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted , but you cannot not choose your destination. You wake up in a different horrific situation everyday until you die

 

I wish  @@Midnight Seeker, could steal wallets again o_o

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted but he steals your wallet and then maxes out all your credit cards.  Have fun paying off those mountains of debt.

 

I wish our own earth was the same kind of egalitarian, almost utopian paradise Equestria is, with no negative consequences added on.

Edited December 2, 2015 by Serenade

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yes but, all it does is give the USA a monarch instead of a president and we get problems from random races rather then our own because Equestria is just the pony version of the USA.

 

I wish I could move freely from Equestria to Earth as many times as I want and change forms to a pony when in Equestria and a human when on Earth.

Edited December 2, 2015 by SlenderSlayer24

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted.

However, although I can steal wallets again (and I just wanted the wallets themselves, no the money), I think I quite like steal hearts. So SlenderSlayer me boy, you have the power. It's yours. Pity you never get to use it as the last thing you see as the light fades into oblivion is me standing over you, smiling sweetly as I hold something in my blood soaked hand.

Aye, you done goofed when you tried to restrict me.

I wish to see the a picture of someone's reaction to reading my hobby.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but the picture is of a cop, who then tracks you down and arrests you for stealing wallets.

 

I wish I had my own mirror portal that goes to Equestria (like the one in EqG) but it's hanging on my bedroom wall looking like a normal mirror and I'm the only one who knows what it does and the other end of the portal is on a forgotten, unassuming wall at the back of Apple Jack's apple cellar, and I also have the ability to shape shift from being human to being an Equestrian Pegasus pony (or vice versa) at will regardless of which world I'm in.  Yes, I have enough sense to only turn into a pony in Equestria or in private.

Edited December 4, 2015 by Serenade

[DarkDark5p 3]

Granted, but the you are only able to shapeshift into a foal( of your opposite gender) meaning applejack will take you in, treat you like a baby, and no pony will ever believe you.

 

If you shapeshift into a human, then back to pony, your pony age resets too.

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I wish I could be an alicorn OC in equestria. ( yes. I said that.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but you're an evil alicorn like Chrysalis or Nightmare moon and get turned to stone by the elements of Harmony as a result.

 

I'm gonna try to do my last wish again in less corruptible way.

 

I wish I had my own interdenominational mirror portal (like the one in EqG) but it's hanging on my bedroom wall looking like a normal mirror and I'm the only person who knows what it does.  The other end of the portal is on a forgotten, unassuming wall at the back of Apple Jack's apple cellar.  I also have the ability to shape shift from being human to being my OC (or vice versa) at will regardless of which world I'm in.  Yes, I have enough sense to only turn into a pony in Equestria or in private.

My profile pic is my OC.

Edited December 4, 2015 by Serenade

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. However, you suprise the Apple family who think you are a thief. They chase you back through the Portal, but before you pass through, you see me waiting with a smile. You face either a massive beat down or heart rippery. Bugger being, after your beatdown, you will be arrested. And they will find out that you are not really a pony and send you back home.

 

I am waiting for you.

 

 

My wish is to suddenly appear behind everyone who reads these words for some heart ripping magical fun times (for me of course, you die horribly).

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You also die horribly, but in an even more vicious manner.

I wish for three fishes.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Granted, but they are all sharks that are always trying to eat you

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Pinkamena_Dianne_Pie would have made a wish, but I tore out his still beating heart from his chest. It were a interesting struggle. I had my hand in there, but he was thrashing around like a mad carp. So much blood. Ruined my t-shirt. But hey, everyone runs out of energy in time and I was able to snatch my prize and see him slump to the ground, the agony in his face locked in as the life leaves.

And I ain't cleaning this up.


I wish tae become Calypso frae the Twisted Metal series.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Your wish has been granted.. but I can't think of a way to corrupt the wish, so you get it how you wanted it.

 

I wish to be a millionaire, with a nice family, everyone likes me, and no one is going to die anytime soon

 

(lets see how creative you can be with that.. xD)

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Wish granted. However, you have to pay a tax of $10000 every day. You go broke within 3 months.

 

I wish I could have a better CPU for my PC!

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Serious, your PC gets a top of the range CPU and it is installed just fine. It works without issue.

Now it's time tae pay your bill. For the parts and my time, I'll take your heart as mine!

I wish that everyone is haunted by a troop of evil clowns.

[Stormlight 1,371]

Wish granted, but they all have learned from Pinkie Pie to laugh at them to make the clowns disappear

 

I wish I could stop procrastinating over most things

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. Now you spend a month working everything to perfection, and have no free time.

 

I wish that the posts in Forum Games counted towards your post count.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, posts here count towards your post count, but they also create zombies that climb out of your computer screen and eat your face.

 

Also I nab your wallet, and Midnight Seeker's for good measure.

 

I wish that I had an extra brain.

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

Granted, but the extra brain tells you some very psychotic and presumably evil things that will either drive you to a quiet insanity or a brutal insanity.

 

 

I wish I was perfectly healthy.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but it comes with a cost. Every one aroud you gets horribly sick. And Scientests abduct you to study your perfect health

 

And I snatched your wallet

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted...yeah, there you go.

 

I wish I wasn't sick of the pizza I just ordered.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Instead you are feeling nothing but helpless panic as you struggle to fight back against your fastly approaching death. Your last sight before the light fades and you are taken by the dark is me holding your still beating heart in my hand.

 

Miss me folks?

 

I wish for an upgraded and fully functioning Mac book Provides.

[Sekr Gray 520]

> Mac Book

Do I even need to corrupt this one?

 

 

 

JK, you get brownie batter all over it

 

 

 

I wish... I wish for a book all about the users on these forums. Think of it like an encyclopedia of biographies:)