The Corrupted Wish Game

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. That'll be $37.

 

(And yes, I made a reference to a certain animated movie there.)

 

I wish for a toothbrush that flosses my teeth as I brush.

Edited January 9, 2016 by PGNatsu

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted, but it'll floss your teeth so hard your gums will bleed constantly.

 

I wish for coffee with French Vanilla creamer...

 

 

 

Granted. That'll be $37.

 

...Awesome! 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted but it flosses your teeth vary hard and slices up you gums.

 

Granted but it is the worst coffee you have ever tasted.. 

 

 

I wish I was 5 years younger (physically only)

Edited January 9, 2016 by King Colt'iok

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted, but this means that your death will arrive 5 years sooner.

 

I wish for coffee with a swirly design in the foam...

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted but it is the last coffee you can ever have....

 

Swirly hair so ya haha

"by CappuccinoFrosting"

 

I wish for a more simple life!!!

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted. Your life will become as simple as possible -- you will eat and drink nothing but bread and water. You will not be able to see, hear, smell, taste, or even move.

 

I wish for coffee with 2 teaspoons of sugar and 1 teaspoon of French Vanilla creamer...

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Denied as you are bound by the primordial laws of the universe to never have coffee again....(sorry pal)

 

I wish I had a cup of tea.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. It's a cup stuffed full of teabags but with no water.

 

I wish I knew more about the popular franchises like Legend of Zelda and Pokemon.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

You do but, you learn too much and Nintendo takes you to a secret facility and puts you into a cell for the rest of your life so their secrets don't get out.

 

I wish Adventure Time would actually do stuff with plot points rather then making thing reset all of the time just so they can still be weird.

Edited January 9, 2016 by SlenderSlayer24

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted the characterisations in adventure time is now horrible.

 

I wish for ducks

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. You get a bunch of OPs who are ducks. Good luck dealing with all that shitposting!

 

I wish I was tall, I wish I was fast, I wish I could shop with a bag full of cash.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted, the cops arrest you for shopping with a bag of stolen cash.

 

I wish for the word to end

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. The word "here" ends here. <--

 

I wish I knew whether you meant "word" or "world"

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted. He meant "world", but the world suddenly came to an end as the result.

 

I wish for coffee...

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but you must pay millions of dollars to get the coffee.

 

I wish to be able to understand what other people are thinking sometimes.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

granted, but only the ones you wish you hadn't

 

Error: 404, wish not found

Edited January 10, 2016 by Straight Shot

[cwhip9 1,078]

found it....it was a hardcore anti brony (runs away screaming)

 

I wish I won the lottery

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

You win the lottery, but everyone thinks you rigged it and you're put in jail.

 

I wish for coffee...

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but you spill it and now you have horrid burns.

 

I wish for the next post to be typed.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted, but it'll somehow corrupt your wish into something you don't like.

 

I wish for warm coffee...

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but you spilled it all over your white shirt and now it's stained

 

I wish for a taco

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*Ahem* wow, that's ripe for a... um... mature joke.

 

Granted, but it'll be so spicy that you'll give up trying to eat it.

 

I wish for coffee...

Edited January 10, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[Mars Orbit 729]

You, sir, have a dirty mind

 

Granted, but that thing happens again

 

I wish for more wishes

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted, but each one will be corrupted in some way.

 

I wish for coffee...

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but I'll just keep showing up to spill it

 

I wish to spill your coffee...