The Corrupted Wish Game

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. The people no longer annoy you. It's the animals you have to worry about now... I wish for a jar of dirt.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted. The people no longer annoy you. It's the animals you have to worry about now... I wish for a jar of dirt.

 

Granted, but there is no heart inside.

 

I wish for a Lindsey Stirling Skillet cover.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's full of hearts.

 

 

I wish for a joj of dirt.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but Davy Jones's heart is not inside it. I wish for Nightmare Moon.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but she kills you in her attempt to overthrow Celestia.

 

I wish certain keys on my keyboard worked.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Granted. Know the other keys do not.

 

I wish for an A on my Chinese final.

[AnonyPoni 564]

Granted, but now nopony speaks chinese

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't stressed

Edited June 8, 2012 by Anony-Brony

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted, but now nopony speaks chinese

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't stressed

 

Granted. Now everyone else around you is full time stressed.

I wish I could think of something to draw.

[Guest]

Granted. You thought of it but forgot. :L

 

I wish that more pudding was as good as this pudding.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. But it was a one time thing and from then on, all pudding would taste bland and disgusting in comparison.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're a fly.

 

I wish wish corruptions can be reused.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. You're a fly.

 

I wish wish corruptions can be reused.

 

Granted. You're a fly.

I wish it wasn't dark out.

[pilchar 5]

Granted the whole worlds on fire now.

I wish i had unimaginable wealth

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're a fly.

 

I wish every bathroom within TPAFM and TPABM's immediate vicinity was locked.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, You now have infinite Pesos.

 

I wish for the next persons wish to be incorruptibly true.

 

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Edited June 8, 2012 by Parties like Pinkie

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You've been ninja'd.

 

I wish for my wish to by granted.

 

 

I wish every bathroom within TPAFM and TPABM's immediate vicinity was locked.

 

[pilchar 5]

Granted?

 

I wish to be able to control all minds

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you can't control them very well.

 

I wish for fish.

[pilchar 5]

Granted you get buried under tonnes of fish

I wish for the ability to make portals

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted, but the portals ultimately lead to your behind.

I wish for more Omnipony!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Where is he?

 

I wish for a Blu-Ray player.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it can only play stingrays who are painted blue.

 

I wish for a pet stingray.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's a Blu-Ray about stingrays.

 

I wish I was better at 3D modelling.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but the models are suddenly turned into 2-D when you save them. I wish for Pinkie Pie to be at my house. ((please no "cupcakes" type wish corruptions.))

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: She's stuck on our world now and hates you for stealing her away from her friends. (damn that was dark)

 

I wish my house had food.

Edited June 8, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)