The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's fake money. I wish Pinkie could never become evil.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. She's now e.

 

 

I wish people would understand my mathematical puns.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but they don't find them funny.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, but now you cant think of anything else

 

wish i had a steam locomotive.....

[PikaPower 12]

Granted, It is broken.

 

I wish to have pie.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. it's Rainbow flavored.

 

I wish for a double rainbow.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's a single rainbow and you were just cross-eyed.

 

I wish for a quintuple rainbow.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's a single rainbow, but now you have five eyes.

 

I wish for bliss.

[Luurilka 325]

Granted. You will get this bliss from smoking meth, then become addicted, depressed, imprisoned, and die alone in a garbage dump.

 

I wish to become a ninja.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You've been ninja'd.

 

I wish for something.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. That something just happens to be a punch in the kidney. *punch*

 

I wish for a hug.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. I stabbed you in the back while you're hugging me.

 

I wish I wasn't exhausted.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now you're exhaust.

 

I wish I could illustrate my latest dream:

 

Banned because I had a weird dream that involved something reminiscent of the Mother May I episode of Teen Titans, Caravaneer, Highway 62, Electrobolt, hitting an old lady with a frying pan (skillet), my childhood memories, some NSFWs, confusing buildings, and the song "Saved the Best for Last" by Vanessa Williams.

 

[Abstract 832]

Granted, it will never be heard of or seen again.

 

I wish it was overcast weather all the time.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now plants can't photosynthesise and the food chain collapses.

 

I wish I had a DVR for my dreams.

[Znex 936]

Granted - they're all in black and white though

 

I wish I knew how to have lucid dreams

[Abstract 832]

Granted. You will never wake up.

 

I wish my credit card bill was gone.

Edited June 15, 2012 by Abstract

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now your house is gone.

 

I wish I could rewrite a readme.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you accidentally rewrite reality in the process.

 

I wish I had reality warping powers.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but now Equestria is ruled by Discord again. I wish Bertie wouldn't destroy GameChap's house(search up the series on Youtube and you'll know who I'm talking about).

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's an obsidian house and the two of them are locked in and their diamond pickaxe was Creeper'd and an Enderman teleported in.

 

I wish my bladder

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You're bladder.

 

I wish for two cokes and some chips.

Edited June 16, 2012 by Jadefizoid

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they're poisoned. I wish Queen Chrysalis ruled Earth.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. There is no more love.

 

I wish for love.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you're smothered with it and die

 

I wish for world peace.