The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's nonexistant. I wish for a portal to Equestria.

Edited June 20, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's 3 nanometers big.

 

I wish my bladder was empty.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you have no bladder. I wish the portal grew to my size.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, you turn 3 nanometers big.

 

I wish I had something to focus my attention on.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Back off, Jack!!!

 

 

Let me try this... I wish my bladder wasn't empty.

[Deeмo 100]

Granted.

 

You'll end up urinating for ten straight hours in the bathroom.

 

I wish I have an XBOX 360 with XBOX Live.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it's broken.

 

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[PikaPower 12]

Now you have a migraine.

 

I wish to die from old age.

[RobVanDam 15]

Granted dude, but you live until 10928 years old and your body was paralysed from the neck down since you passed 200 dude.

 

I wish I had a pet bear dude/dudette

Edited June 21, 2012 by RobVanDam

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Be sure to read the side effects on the bottle of anti-headache medicine.

 

Granted. It was eaten by this guy: http://mlpforums.com/user/3285-nightfall-and-solara/

 

I wish the side effects label [on Jadefire's medication] was written in Ganaramian Phonetic.

Edited June 21, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it's in fine print while regular label is in swahili.

 

I wish I knew how to speak swahili.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but all you know how to say is "My donkey is river waffle big sausage fat".

 

I wish I didn't have to do the thing in post #2331...

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

Granted, now you have to go twice as long.

 

I wish for MLP to become so awesome it breaks the fourth wall and Earth is conquered by ponies.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, however now we are fodder for changelings.

 

I wish that my hair was like Celestia's mane :3 Or a wig would do.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It was made from Celestia's mane.

 

I wish I didn't have to pee for 20 straight hours... 0_x

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, you now pee for 40 hours at a time every time.

I wish peas tasted better.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. They're rotten.

 

I wish I didn't have to pee for extremely long amounts of time.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You don't have to, but it still hurts if you don't, so you still pee anyway.

 

I wish I had nerves of steel. Let's see if anyone takes this wish literally. <..<

Edited June 21, 2012 by Jadefizoid

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

​Granted, though you get extremely cold internally in winter, and you can't feel anything.

 

I wish I had voice changing powers far beyond impressions and accents/dialects.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but no-one can understand you.

 

I wish my bladder was made from the same stuff as Jadefire's nerves.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but now your bladder can't be emptied by use of your muscles and so the internal pressure increases and increases, causing the steel to expand right into all your other organs until you die painfully

 

I wish I didn't grant the previous poster's wish in such a horrible way

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I think you have like a valve for that...

 

BTW, granted, except I get hit with a train, and so did you.

 

I wish these trains wouldn't appear out of thin air...

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they appear out of train tunnels, which you are stuck near because you're tied to the tracks. I wish I heroically saved the previous two posters from being hit by trains.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but you are hit yourself in the process.

 

I wish I was on the scene so that I could be the first to report this to the news stations.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You also get hit by a train.

 

I wish I was train-proof.