The Corrupted Wish Game

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but it expires a few minutes before you have a chance to use it.

I wish for Rarity Forums to make a triumphant return.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but I do not know when but I have a feeling its gonna come back XD

 

I wish for my grades to go up in school.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get  your grades up, by cheating off everyone and not learning anything.

 

I wish the forum would have a 'Maud Mode'

:3

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! the forums now will have a maud mode 

I wish for some power

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you end up shocking your self with an outlet
 

I wish everyone had a Maud Mode :3

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! everyone now has a maud mode including me :3

I wish I wasn't shocked with the outlet 

[Catsle 604]

Granted! You are now the outlet!

Wish I had paid attention in algebra

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you still fail algebra no matter how hard you study.

I wish Principal Celestia and Dean Cadance to be my waifus!

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Done, but do you know what a tentacle is?

I wish life was easy.

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Sure, you live in a far off future world where automated machines & technology do everything for you to where you never have to ever exercise or even stand up. This causes your bones to atrophy & shrink and since the whole environment is enclosed and fully self sustained... all your food is re-synthisized from dead corpses & waste.

    Game Theory don' let me down! Whoo!

 

  Wish I knew what BronyNumber42 meant with that inference of Celestia & tentacles.

                                                                                                                                                   ...Tenticlestia? ...Celestacles?

[BlueBrony 388]

Granted! But now you can never NOT know what it is

I wish for 1000 wishes

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! But those 1000 wishes have to submitted to and approved by the U.S. government before being granted.

I wish for a supply of that McDonald's Szechuan dipping sauce.

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Granted. But then you find out what it is made from after you ate a ton of it, like Slurm Cola.

 

I wish upon a falling star.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but it's not a star that's falling, it's a space colony, crashing down to Earth.

I wish for Principal Celestia and Dean Cadance to be my waifus.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! they both are your waifus

I wish I had a waifu 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
But you don't want to know who ends up deciding to be your waifu D:


I wish people could literally dive into comics

o3o

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Done, but only if you are the innocent victim.

I wish pi were not a transcendental number.

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Wish already granted! Pi is a pastry, you silly nougat center!

 

   I wish the posters in this thread got needlessly descriptive more often! Then that's how I would truly know I am amongst brethren!

[TBD 17,254]

granted but sadly you're not worthy to be one of the amongst.

i wish I can have the power to read fast. 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you can only read fast when you're reading Arabic, and your English reading is slower than ever.

I wish I could fly.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, everytime you fly, you always get shot down by AA guns all over the world.

I wish I can pilot the without anything going wrong. o3o

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!  You pilot it to/fro work and school.
Sadly, everyone hates the noise the engines make and you get banned from using it within city limits.

I wish it was legal to practice with a bow in city limits :/

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but it's not legal to practice with arrows.

I wish I was the Great and Powerful Trixie.

[Catsle 604]

Granted but you are Trixie Tang

I want to ruler of the cats!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But none of them are sentient and fight you on the regular :V

I wish there were other slimes on here

=w=

 

 

Edited April 9, 2017 by The_Gobo