The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

GRANTED!
But you work so hard that you pass out for a whole week and get nothing done :3

I wish I could get things sorted out =w=

 

[jackfettgames 50]

Granted, but the sorting method is so complex that even you forget where things are.

I wish to have a fun video game.

Edited August 28, 2017 by jackfettgames
Less confusion

[Mirage 24,747]

You get the funnest game ever but it's only compatible with an 8 bit console that requires and modulator for an analog TV.

I wish I had more time to help people (I really do).

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but now many people will be seeking for your help and advises and you will never have any time for yourself.

I wish the world isn't so complicated. 

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But now even the most complex subjects are now so simple that nothing seems to be challenging and it's making you so bored!

I wish I had some yummy snacks!

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, you get some dog biscuits. Yummy for dogs! 

I wish people were more reliable.

[StoryTail 103]

Granted, but now everyone wants to be helpful....  Too helpful that you can't seem to have any alone time!

I wish I lived in a magical, medieval fantasy world!

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you now live in the Hyborian age where you will spend your life chained to a giant mill wheel.

I wish my internet connection was more stable.

Edited August 30, 2017 by Concerned Bystander

[TBD 17,254]

@StoryTail boredom.....my old friend from darkness

 

Granted now its so stable that your unstable computer can't handle it. 

I wish I can time travel. 

 

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! you can time travel. BUT you can't come back to the present D:

I wish for a brand new Ferrari

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you got a new farrari..., but you got ripped off for thinking its brand new. 

I wish I can at least have a car( that works) ah hah! avoiding corrupted wish!

 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Just now, TBD said:

Granted you got a new farrari..., but you got ripped off for thinking its brand new. 

I wish I can at least have a car( that works) ah hah! avoiding corrupted wish!

 

Wish granted, you get a rusty old robin reliant, that does work, but only at 15mph or below.

I wish I had ice cream

[The_Gobo 36,257]

GRANTED!
But the ice cream is alive

And attempts to eat the whole forum.

 

I wish I could afford food =w=

 

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But now you have to give up your internet service provider so you would be able to cover the cost for your food.

I wish I was multi-talented, like Leonardo da Vinci.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you can do pretty much everything except now you got bored of your talents and  lose a sense of purpose because there no other talents for you to do.

I wish i 'd become a famous artist

Edited August 30, 2017 by TBD

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

Granted, but you can only paint requests from deviantart

 

I wish I had an Iron Man suit

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it got hacked and force you to do thing you dont want to do..forever.

I wish for my own batcave hideout like batman

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you have no means of clearing out all of the bats.
Thus... batpoop. Everywhere.
 

I wish I could get stable internet o3o

 

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But now you had to give up expenses to have fresh, clean laundry in order to have stable internet.

I wish I was more successful in life.

[The Mint Pone 2,294]

Granted! But your success comes from being a clown!

I wish i was an amazing artist! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you never have time to make what you want to o3o

 

I wish I had more avatars =w=

 

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But they're all just recolors of your current avatar.

I wish there were more episodes with Princess Luna! 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted.

However, she gets Hasbronerfed into being a background pony chimney sweep.

 

I wish for moar chez.

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  You get a letter sent in through the snail mail with the exact words you requested.

I wish I had some ice cream that isn't melted.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but it melts as soon as it gets scooped into your ice cream cone.

 

I wish ice cream weren't so expensive on campus.