The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, a big-a** piranha (the ones from the movie) jumps out of the water as you catch it, and starts nomming your face. o3o

I wish for another gundam kit to build with perfection.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's a 'Perfect Grade' model, and you never find the screws or glue.

I wish I did a better job on my Zeon-painted GM model XD

 

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now it's a half-assed job better

I wish I pass all my exams for this semester

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you pass them, and then the school closes for good o3o
 

I wish Batman Brave n' the Bold would just die :V

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then by the time it ends it gets good

I wish I could get good

[Shadow the First 101]

Granted, then you get shot by... Me.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. The wish is granted anyways ;3

I wish people wouldn't try to break the game :V

 

[TBD 17,254]

banned for wishing that.

I wish I can visit my home country. 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You teleport to your home country and end up phased into a wall D:
I wish I had comebacks as good as TBD :3

 

[Shadow the First 101]

Granted, you become TBD

I wish I could finish this essay.

[TBD 17,254]

3 hours ago, Shadow the First said:

Granted, you become TBD

 

....and will suffer from having bad grammar 

Granted, you had completed the "The end" page of your essay. 

I wish for the  gateway 404 timeout to never exist.

 

Edited December 12, 2017 by TBD

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Granted, you are stuck on your current page forever.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you go insane from never resting
I wish I could just call off work today =w=

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Fine, you can call off work, but they are having bikini pizza party.

I wish I had a pizza party.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but it's Toilet Pizza.
 

Spoiler

 

I wish I still played DnD =w=

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you will never be DM again

I WISH I COULD STILL PLAY WOW

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but *poof* electricity power failure  

I wish I could get something to eat

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but it's shit, like Captain D's, fuck that place

I wish for poutine.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but it's made of ou of date fish
I wish to learn how to speak Québécois

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you can now speak a french version of Justin Bieber.  and everyone doesn't found you romantic anymore. 

I wish for a wishing well. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you fall into it and have to grant everyone else's wishes o3o
I wish I was a bigger slime

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you grew only 1 inch more

I wish i have a turntable. 

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you suck at it

I wish for Quebec to be much nicer to Canada

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, they are super nice to the nation... before joining the United States XD
I wish Puerto Rico was a state o3o

 

[Castle Bleck 19,333]

Granted, but now there's a Complexity Addiction overhaul on taxes, voting, etc., to accommodate the new state.

 

I wish World Wrestling Entertainment would finally start improving again.