The Corrupted Wish Game

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Just now, Recherche said:

Granted, but everyone says it's embarrassingly small! 

I wish that... you know what? I think I'm fine the way I am. 

Ok you don't have a wish then your corrupted!

I wish is raining candies!

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you start unprecedented forest fires!  Smooth moves, Artemis!

I wish for all of the fires to go out.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, now all the trees in the forest are gone! 

I wish that I have a better wish than this one!

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it gets corrupted even worse as a result! 

I wish that Discord's eyes weren't fused together! 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! Disords eyes multiplied!

I wish that Rechere wasn't a hot head anymore!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're the hot head now.

I wish for someone to grant me a wish

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Granted but there's a terrible twist.

I wish Sousaphone Villain was a real game.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it has Big Rigs Over the Road Racing level coding!  

I wish that Messy Mane would...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT I...

I wish to be Ninja'd

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you'll have to wait until later! 

I wish not to be Ninja'd.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT instead you get Agent'd

I wish I could come up with some good jokes.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but they're too inappropriate to post here! 

I wish for your next post to use the Discord emoticon.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's in a spoiler.

Spoiler

I wish for a new basketball for me to play basketball with.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it pops before you can score! 

I wish for a wish.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's corrupted *spooky noises*

I wish for a special somepony to be with mr.scruffball.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but I don't get the reference yet! 

Spoiler

I really need to catch up on MLP: FiM soon...

I wish that my blood was blue!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it turns out you have a rare disease and will soon die. x_x

I wish for a vynil 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you spelled it wrong, therefore you don't get it! 

I wish I had a sword.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's a cheap plastic from china

I wish for Donald Trump to dye his hair orange too

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but he declares himself red-head master of the universe! 

I wish that I was... y'know, kinda... in a sort of way, by some means... through some course of events...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT I don't know what you're talking about lol

I wish I knew what Recherche was talking about.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you must be initiated first! 

I wish that the wish five posts from now won't be granted.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Very well then.

I wish for a 5$ foot long from subway

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but since you didn't corrupt my wish, I won't corrupt yours! 

Wish.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Ok I wish for the four horsemen of the Forum Games to be active rn