The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your break season lasted only for a week

I wish the new job would hired me now

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you're the janitor at minimum wage, working in a sterile facility that doesn't really get contaminated, and "per-hour" only counts when you're cleaning something.
 

I wish post count increased in this section.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but the staff decide to remove it! 

I wish that I could wish to not wish.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but like diving by zero, the universe implodes.

I wish I could write for FiM.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Granted, but they will never animate it

 

i wish for a thousand years rain of scrumpy!

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Granted, for a thousand years it will only rain scrumpies, instead of water rains, resulting in a big lack of water in the world!

I wish I could visit Equestria as my OC someday

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. 

But the combined forces of Tirek, Grogar, Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra were too much for the Mane 6 to handle.
And thus Equestria was destroyed, left in ruins.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

[Rising Dusk 27,557]

Granted, but now you can never takes breaks again.

I wish for hugs.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you recieve them from complete strangers.

I wish I knew how to play bass

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but nobody cares about bass players!  Unfortunately...

I wish I had a gold bar.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your bar doesn't get any customers.

I wish for a bracelet with spikes on it like le ol metalheads

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but you cut yourself on the edge (figuratively and literally )! 

I wish that I had a silver bar! 

Edited April 17, 2018 by Recherche

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted! Here you go!  "bar" 

I wish for more time to finish homework!

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but you never use it to finish your homework!  (Story of my life...)

I wish I had a 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's a used 

I wish that Recherche would finish typing his wishes.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but now I can't finish writing my

I wish that I can do this

Edited April 17, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you can't do "That"

I wish for a glass of chocolate milk

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but it's just a chunk of milk chocolate in a glass of milk.

I wish that school would just end for me already!  

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you don't get to attend the surprise party they planned for everyone at your school. D:

I wish I had my High School Diploma now.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but High School Diplomas are pretty much useless! 

I wish for the next poster to not post. 

[Longhaul 6,840]

Granted.  Someone else posted from his account.

I wish for the impossible.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but that makes it possible, thus a paradox! 

I wish for the possible.

[Longhaul 6,840]

Granted, but it's accomplished in an impossible way.

I wish for a night off.

 

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but you still have to work during the day! 

I wish that only I could wish! 

Haughty bastard!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but you broke the game!