The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! 

I wish that I didn't procrastinate so much...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you study way too much now.

I wish Shrek was an Anime

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's not the meme it once was.

I wish I was good as I once was :V

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT now you've turned into an old man who complains about everything.

I wish I could take a trip thru every decade.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, you're put in the middle of every bad moment in those decades.

I wish our President would turn into a tree stump.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, Trump is now Fluttershy o3o

I wish I was beautiful :V

 

Edited May 5, 2018 by The_Gobo

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

2 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, Trump is now Fluttershy o3o

I wish I was beautiful :V

 

Granted! You are beutiful...in the "ugly" meaning!

I wish I wasn't so bored right now...  

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, you're bored for the rest of your life after today.

I wish Waldo would never be found.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! The book's sales go on a severe decline! 

I wish that wishing wasn't possible.

Edited May 5, 2018 by Recherche

[Will Guide 21,359]

5 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Granted! The book's sales go on a severe decline! 

I wish that wishing wasn't possible.

Well, you completely stopped the game. Now, I'll have to ask an administrator to lock this game up FOREVER!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

No wish.Therefore I cannot grant and corrupt anything 

I wish I knew how to tap dance :3

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but you can't STOP tapdancing o3o
I wish I danced at all o3o

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you dance all alone by yourself. D:

I wish I was Danny Devito

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can't act worth a darn :3

I wish I was a famous actor :V

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT only for a year.

I wish I was a Game show host

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. No one watches it.

 

i wish that I could be more confident 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted BUT you are over confident 

I wish I was more organized.

[TBD 17,253]

granted but you now have OCD to the extend you can't enjoy life

I wish for Ps4 or a good gaming computer. 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, it only comes with one game. Ride to Hell: Retribution.

I wish Bongo Bongo would play us the song of his people.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT he sings it off key.

I wish I could sing and dance to impress my crush o3o

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But your crush ends up ripping your heart into a million little pieces, leaving you so traumatized that you never trust another living soul.

I wish Oingo Boingo would fight Bongo Bongo in the jungles of Congo wearing t-shirts of Jonno.

[TBD 17,253]

Granted but you will be caught in the middle of the mumbo jumbo and want kaput.

I wish the weather is a little more cooler.

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's too cool that the weather turns into a real bitch.

I wish I had a frend 

[TBD 17,253]

Granted  but they'll annoyed you to death. 

I wish @Messy Mane  would realized he already have some friends here.

Edited May 7, 2018 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT I was just horsing around 

I wish for a Frito pie o3o