The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your other personalities takes over you. 

I wish for a nice leather trench coat. 

 

(that I can wear)

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're not allowed to wear it to any schools :c

I wish for free netflix

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but due to Article 17, everything is copyrighted and there's nothing left to watch.

I wish I didn't have to go to work. xD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're stuck having to pay bills

I wish every store wouldn't charge tax

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but they will charge you for visiting 

i wish I have a raise.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT the only thing that raises are your hours at work.

I wish I could have waffles

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it's soggy waffles

I wish to have an adventure 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, *zombie apocalypse happens* now your life is an adventure
i wish i had a pocket i could pull whatever i want from

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you just pulled out a black hole 

I wish I'm a super genius. 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but you're so far ahead that others don't understand you
i wish for an uncorrupted wish

[TBD 17,254]

granted you have used up all your wishes. 

I wish it's x-mas again. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. There's only a quarter of a second before December 26, (insert random year here).

I wish I didn't need to charge my phone.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you will have to find a payphone that still works.

I wish I could eat a lot of sweets without fear of getting diabetes.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. All you ever eat is junk food, and you are guaranteed to never get diabetes at any point in your life. But you will still suffer from malnutrition.

I wish I could be a five-star chef.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT now the five-star standard is irrelevant.It's all about the ten-star chefs now 

I wish I knew everything 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your head blow up for knowing too much

I wish I can control the universe.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. The fate of the universe has already been decided, and you'll be the one who makes sure everything happens the way they're supposed to.

I wish I didn't feel so sleepy.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then you single-handedly mess up the whole space time continuum. :c

I wish time travel was real

Edited February 15, 2019 by Messy Mane

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you aged back as a baby

I wish for a Jim beam

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you are unable to open it.

I wish it wasn't raining today. 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it’s hailing instead

i wish i can go home now from work..

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you have to walk all the way home.

I wish I could beat up the school bully lol

[TBD 17,254]

2 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you have to walk all the way home.

 

Damnit man, why do you gonna jinxs me? My car broke down during a snow storm. And I’m not even close to home. Xp 

 

granted but more bullies is coming on your way.

 

i wish my car can fly.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted, but your car will float off into space. :v

I wish for a day off.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but have you finished those errands?
 

Spoiler

 

I wish I didn't have to work an event today.