The Corrupted Wish Game

[Roi 100]

Granted,EVERYPONY IS CONTROLLED MY DISCORD

I wish i can watch My little pony before anyone else can >: D

Edited July 25, 2012 by MLPSQUAD

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, However, the show got cancelled before ANYONE could see it

WHAT AM I SAYING

 

 

I wish I hadn't said that

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. That's because you are now mute.

 

I wish I had heat vision.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, you have now burned your eyes

 

 

I wish I had Healing Vision

 

:3

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Your eyelids have healed shut.

 

I wish I had meat vision.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted. Everything you see turns into meat. You accidentally look at your hoof. Nice going.

 

I wish for Beet Vision.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. You look at a friend, and they turn into a beet.

 

I wish I were a lupus. (Look it up if you don't know what it is)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's not Lupus. It's never Lupus.

 

I wish for something.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted. It's not Lupus. It's never Lupus.

 

I wish for something.

 

Granted, you get Derpy. By the way she emptied your fridge.

[CommadorTheCyborgPony 53]

Granted, you get Derpy. By the way she emptied your fridge.

 

you didn't wish for anything...

I wish for derpy to have her own episode!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Not granted.

 

I wish for a real computer.

[tanoshii 131]

Not granted.

 

I wish for a real computer.

 

Granted, it's a Pentium 1 with 16MB of RAM.

 

Right about now I wish for a nice cold glass of milk.

[XrosOver 613]

Granted , it is spoiled. I wish I could perform in a concert featuring the best of the bronies song. Firstly 20% cooler (not the remix)

[Page Turner 607]

Granted , it is spoiled. I wish I could perform in a concert featuring the best of the bronies song. Firstly 20% cooler (not the remix)

 

Granted: nopony comes to watch.

 

I wish I was a Super Hero.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're a hero super. You make soup for everypony.

 

I wish the wishgranter I had hired wasn't dyslexic...

[Magicon 468]

Granted, he's depressed.

 

I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, but it only lasts a minute longer

 

 

I wish for a

:3 Edited July 26, 2012 by ds8

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Granted, it's in a sound-proof box where no one can hear it.

 

I wish for monkeys to fly.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. They're given a chopper ride.

 

I wish I could think better.

[Digit Sums 42]

You didn't give me a standard of comparison, but I'll grant your wish anyway. You can now think better than a rock.

 

I wish I was able to sleep at night.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted. now you fall asleep as soon as the clock hits 12pm and sleep until 12am

 

I wish my nose didn't hurt

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, your whole face hurts.

 

I wish for a telescope.

[tanoshii 131]

Granted, it's microscopic.

 

I wish for invisibility.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted. now that you cant see yourself, your senses are all disorientated and you will fall over and bump into things all the time.

 

 

I wish to be able to turn on and off light switches with my mind

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, but the lights all shatter.

 

I wish there wasn't a post minimum!