The Corrupted Wish Game

[Moon Rat 4,772]

GRANTED

 

It blows up in your face

 

 

I wish I had a diamond pony named Butt Stallion

[Darty 57]

Granted, but it is stolen.

 

I wish for... Hmm... a Simily face!

[Moon Rat 4,772]

GRANTED

It's an evil smile

 

 

I wish to be with Maya :3

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you're inexplicably on the moon!

I wish for a Rarity army.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. Except you're inexplicably on the moon!

I wish for a Rarity army.

 

Granted, they're all whining and you can't take it anymore. So you ended it.

"You are dead. Not big surprise"

 

I wish I was a sniper with a razorback.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. However, the Pony/TF2 Alliance accidentally nukes your location and kills you.

 

I wish for an army of Applejacks. Heheheh.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. However, the Pony/TF2 Alliance accidentally nukes your location and kills you.

 

I wish for an army of Applejacks. Heheheh.

 

Granted, they are Chaotic Applejacks and they lie to you all the time, you can't handle 'em all... So you end it.

"You are dead, not big surprise"

 

I wish I was the pyro (I avoided the nuke explosion and the gas mask keeps me protected from their radiation)

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except the other team's Pyro calls Robert Joe's Rant Adventures Jenna, who crushes you, eats you, and uses fire magic to combust your remains in her Painis-Cupcake-like interior.

 

I wish for a hat.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. You put the hat on and it eats you in one gulp.

I wish I had spartan armor.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. You put the hat on and it eats you in one gulp.

I wish I had spartan armor.

 

Granted, you have Spartan Armor from "300". Good luck facing bullets in the battlefield.

"You are dead. Not big surprise"

 

I wish I was a heavy with a Fluttermedic.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. Then a spy backs stabs you and your fluttermedic.

"You are dead. Not a big surprise"

 

 

I wish Hazardous Material would stop wishing for TF2 related wishes.

[Meirno 550]

Granted. He shall now wish for a new TF3. In your PM box. Everyday.

 

I wish I had a softer pillow...

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

Granted. It's so comfy, you sleep in, and don't respond to the sirens for the fire in downtown Chicago. Your friends die, you weren't there for them.

 

I wish people would stop abusing my faith and those who follow it (Jewish).

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted. They now abuse everything else and everything you love (including ponies. D:) in your life.

 

I wish that butterfly in my avatar would get closer so I can nom on it for breakfast.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except it's the Dragon-Eating Vorpal Butterfly of Doom, and it eats YOU!

 

I wish for a dragon-eating vorpal bunny of doom and more defective fluttershies.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but then you get a surprise vist from Princess molestia

 

I wish i was a dragon

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you are in the room with the now-invulnerable Princess Molestia I am having a tea party with.

When you are an immortal sentient mass of creepy children, with more than one army, you don't have to wonder why you are having a tea party with Molestia instead of wondering if MolestiaXTrollestia is valid shipping.

I wish for a dragon-eating vorpal fish.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but it decides to eat you too.

 

I wish i could go to equestria.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but only for a few minutes.

 

I wish for millions of dolars.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except inflation causes them to rapidly be near-worthless.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted. Your extremely vague and somewhat opaque wish has been reversed.

 

I wish for an adventure.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but your adventure will be with Pinkie Pie who will constantly talk making your head explode.

 

I wish i could ride on Toothless.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted, but Hiccup put superglue on my back, so you're stuck there forever.

I wish my leg would stop spasming.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

(Im ok with that actually lol)

 

Granted but you get a very bad headache.

 

I wish i could fly faster than Rainbow Dash

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted, but you have no wings.

 

I wish my homework was done.