The Corrupted Wish Game

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but you get hungry and eat it.

 

 

I wish i was rich!

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. U are now some guy named Rich. Who has a terrible life by the way.

 

I wish tommorow wasn't Monday. i hate mondays.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's now Mega Monday! Three times as long as Monday used to be (and all we had to give up was Friday, Saturday and Sunday!)

 

I wish I did not require sleep.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. You are now an inanimate object.

I wish I had a big poster.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, it's too big and you have nowhere to put it

 

 

I wish I could bethe type of pony everypony should know

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you are never seen on the show because you are always in a different city at the time.

 

I wish that my army of Fluttershies would get to work on the Elements of Harmony Laser for the ESS Luna.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but they purposfully mess it up.

 

I wish for a butterfly.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but its a Discord butterfly, and won't be nice.

I wish root beer was healthy for you.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted, but the ingredient market crashes and root beer is now incredibly expensive and you can barely afford any.

 

I wish for more defective fluttershies.

[zoruapwns 100]

Granted but they're made by hasbro (Have you seen their toy Inaccuracies?)

 

I wish that I could be the only one to have wishes.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You then turn into everything so everyone gets free wishes again.

Aren't the hasbro toys inaccurate anywho? I'm pretty sure you just granted my wish because they would be defective because of that.

I wish for an anvilbird.

[Kelvocity 211]

You receive a flying bird that's shaped like and as heavy as an anvil. It lands on your head and knocks you out for days.

 

I wish to win a contest in which the prize would be five million dollars.

[zoruapwns 100]

Wish granted but Immediately after winning nuclear warheads destroy the capital cities Including the one you were in.

And 200 years after that someone finds your money somehow in perfect condition and takes it all.

 

I wish for the for a machine that I can use to travel between the fallout 3 universe and our own as an immortal that can regenerate limbs.

[Darty 57]

granted, but before you can use it I take it.

 

I wish rainbow-tekkit would stop going down.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. It stops going down. Forveverone else except you. Also ur kicked from the server. Just cuz.

 

I wish i had 800 microsoft points!

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted, but Microsoft is hacked a day later and the entire system crashes. Everyone's personal and credit card information is released to identity thieves, and Microsoft points are now useless.

 

(That's why I use Steam. )

 

I wish I had a costume idea for Halloween.

Edited October 16, 2012 by Toothless the Night Fury

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. You will be an egg.

I wish I had a better computer.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except Spy Pinkie ninjas in and destroys your computer by falling n it due to night vision while Rainbow asks her if she's a spy.

• I wish for moar Celestia interprets.

Edited October 16, 2012 by The Weapon

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Granted, but...umm....I don't know what that means so you don't get it! Maybe they're bad Celestia interprets or something. What's an interpret, used as a noun?

 

I wish I could ace this next test tomorrow.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted,

You passed your test but the teacher accidentally shredded it

 

 

 

I wish for a life size Luna doll :3

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! It's of very poor quality in how it was produced.

 

 

I wish cartoon characters were real.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted; they all hate you.

 

I wish Pinkie was real and she was 'mine' so I could cuddle with her.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except the Cakes move in too with the business and you have a bakery operating in your house, and Pinkie Pie sends your utility bills skyrocketing from massive usage.

 

I wish for a brick wall.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, you get to be a brick in it

 

I wish I could play heavy metal on guitar

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. U become so good your become a famous rockstar. It may seem good. But u eventually become like the many messed-up celebritys. A has-been. Poor. Taking drugs. And eventually in jail several times.

 

 

I wish this STUPID FLY WOULD GET OUT OF MY ROOM!