The Corrupted Wish Game

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted You are the Elephant.

 

I wish to be king of mlpforums

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Feld0 then wakes up and forces you to abdicate by retaking the throne.

I wish for shipping.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, but you're charged for it, alongside handling.

 

 

I wish for ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. U are now being sued for legal issues and the fact u stoll a copyrighted song.

 

 

I wish i was better at useing redstone in Minecraft....

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you can't find any redstone in singleplayer worlds you make without arduously long travel rates.

I wish for a Lunabot.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Except you can't find any redstone in singleplayer worlds you make without arduously long travel rates.

I wish for a Lunabot.

 

Granted. Except it acts like Princess Celestia and has Discord's color scheme

 

I wish I owned a tablet for making smoother computer art.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except my CelestiaCord Lunabot steals your tablet and fills up its memory with badly drawn 34estia spam.

 

 

I wish I'd stop getting attacked by ninjas and assassins.

Edited October 19, 2012 by The Weapon

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I wish I'd stop getting attacked by ninjas and assassins.

 

Granted, now you're getting attacked by assassins and ninjas.

 

I changed the permutation. I wish people knew the difference between permutation and combination, because mathematically speaking, those combination locks are actually permutation locks, because the order of the specific combination of numbers matters.

[The Weapon 168]

Thank you for changing up the order of the annoying people backstabbing Us. *Epic punch a Spy without even looking* In exchange, I grant your nonexistent wish. Oh wait, there isn't one.

 

I wish for a fish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, here's a bass guitar.

 

 

I wish I'd stop laughing at that.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. You will never laugh again.

I wish I could ninja everybodys post.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Everybody invents technologies that catches ninjas.

 

I wish my crazy brother is even more crazy! :3

Edited October 20, 2012 by MagicalStarRain

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. He spams discorded Discords and breaks reality and repairs it... Repeatedly. Everything is now dislogic, and I just hit you with my bass guitar.

 

I wish for an army of bronies.

[Krystal 1,468]

Granted but they are all too anxious to get anything done because of the anticipatioj for season three.

 

I wish I had something better than cable in my motel room.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted but they are all too anxious to get anything done because of the anticipatioj for season three.

 

I wish I had something better than cable in my motel room.

 

Granted. Here you go!

 

http://fc06.devianta...olo-d4i33ap.png

 

I wish to see glass sculptures!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except they explode and shower you with glass, that you have to pay for.

 

I wish for there to avoid another derpygate.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted, here's a bass guitar.

 

 

I wish I'd stop laughing at that.

 

Granted. You choked from laughing and died. Hey, at least you stopped laughing.

"Your quest ends here"

 

I wish I didn't get that wolf explosion when I played Wolf Puncher 2.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Except you have now lost everything else in the game and you have to start from scratch.

 

I wish I was better at Transformice

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you are hit by a brick and are stuck in a coma for weeks, delaying you.

 

I wish for a Link.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. Here you go. http://www.trevorclinard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/link.jpg

 

I wish Pinkie would throw me a party!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. She throws a Party Cannonball at you, decking you in party.

 

I wish for moar party cannon ammo types.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. She throws a Party Cannonball at you, decking you in party.

 

I wish for moar party cannon ammo types.

 

Granted. Here you go!

 

http://cdn.ebaumswor...smaGrenades.png

 

I wish for glasses I already have! :3

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. Here you go!

 

http://cdn.ebaumswor...smaGrenades.png

 

I wish for glasses I already have! :3

 

Granted, they broke. With out-stretched arms, you move slowly, looking for a wall. Suddenly, you trip over something! Smash! You fall face first to the floor!

It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!

 

I wish I had more electrical power for me to have.

Edited October 20, 2012 by High Voltage

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Except they explode and shower you with glass, that you have to pay for.

 

I wish for there to avoid another derpygate.

 

Granted. Except it has now dominated your house!

I wish my brother could stop beating up my father's bag with flexbars

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. The bag beats up you instead. You are then rescued embarassingly by Molestia's theme song killing the spotaneous lifeform.

I wish for an army of Diamond Dogs.