The Corrupted Wish Game

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but they no longer have it avalable to the public. You do not get access.

I wish for a whap bam boodaloo!

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted. It explodes in your face.

I wish I knew how to use this stupid GIMP!

[Rarietty 632]

Granted, but now the program doesn't work on your computer.

 

I wish I could read faster.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. You have 0% retention.

 

I wish I could be a god.

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, but only ancient Greek.

I wish my mom would let me get a cat.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You are then asked to read through all the Spam Cat Food Variant catalogs and will be paid excessively. However, there's millions of catalogs. You are signed up, too.

 

Also, Norse gods are slightly worse off than Greek gods. Norse gods can be killed or otherwise heavily incapactiated fairly easily, require either magic apples for immortality or have to be powered by worship and doing their fairly hard tasks, require things like ravens for omniscience alone, and do not have omnipotence.

 

You should have done that.

 

Also, I wish for fanfic.

Edited October 28, 2012 by The Weapon

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. You are a fanfic.

 

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, people literally tear you apart while trying to get you to act as their translator.

I wish my dog didn't extremely dislike me.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But they are languages from a world that doesn't exist anymore.

 

I wish for a 3DS.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. It is then stolen from you by a dog who speaks languages from other nonexistent worlds.

 

I wish I had a book of insults with at least 19 different ways to insult someone.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

You get the book, but it's filled with 19 pages of nothing.

 

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, it's in a language you can't read.

I wish my wish had not been ignored.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

sorry wat was that? Granted, now everyone is staring at you.

I wish I could telaport.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You can move the foundations of reality because UltraHigh!Cthulhu nicknamed them telas. That is now canon in Or Something Like That, the weird story. You are a reality warper, but Haruhi keeps coming to visit and teleporting takes the same amount of effort as other medium-scale reality warping.

 

I wish for A RED SPY IN THE BASE. Because the BLUs at the SCCF are antibrony for some reason.

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, but you die the first time you try it.

I wish I could be a wood elf in real life.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted, However, you are now a slave that makes cookies in a tree that surprisingly doesn't burn up!

 

I wish for a sketchbook that says "I'm a Free Spirit!".

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. It's full of Molestia's thoughts. You found her personal diary. Gamer Luna then steals it because she needs to get updated on all the Celestias' dirty thoughts.

 

I wish for a bird.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Here is your bird! http://i.huffpost.com/gen/801904/thumbs/r-BIG-BIRD-DEBATES-large570.jpg

 

I wish I can go to D.C. right now,

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. You get shocked.

 

I wish there would be a Homeworld 3.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. There is another planet in the Sector General series with life on it, in actuallity a collective with homes on 3 planets.

 

I wish for a bigger bird.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Here is your bigger bird. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120702215042/angrybirdsfanon/images/9/98/Deadly_Bird_Comparisin.png

 

I wish for some apple juice.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You get a bunch of empty juice boxes because Luna and the Birds have already drank it all.

 

I wish for even bigger birds! AHAHAHA

Edited October 28, 2012 by The Weapon

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted here are your bigger birds!

http://media.photobucket.com/image/scary%20birds/neverco/th_bird.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41305000/jpg/_41305444_pg_scary_bird_beehler.jpg

They see you as their dinner.

I wish to scare my friend with the scary maze.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. The maze is destroyed by the birds. I wish for a new scary maze.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get used to decorate it.

 

I wish for more booze