The Corrupted Wish Game

[DJShy 872]

Granted, bit you have no bits, no friends, no house... Basically your a hobo.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, but you live during Discord's reign.

I wish I could enter L-space (connects all libraries in all realities)

[Rarietty 632]

Granted, but it's full of zombies who just keep on spawning and you can't exit.

 

I wish for true love. 

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. However, it was a forbidden love and it ends like Romeo and Juliet.

 

I wish for a mime turtle!

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

I wish for a mime turtle!

 

granted, but it keeps running into invisible walls.

 

I wish for endless beacon

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.  You now own an endless supply of beacons.  But ships and boats keep crashing into your house.

 

I wish Babs Seed wasn't so catchy

[DJShy 872]

Granted. It is now even catchier.

 

I wish my mom wasn't in jail. (that is true. Sad, but true.)

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. However, you both return to find out that someone messed up the house.

 

I wish for roasted apples!

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but they have worms.

 

I wish for more bits.

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted

 

I wish for a barrel of Apple Family Cider.

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.  But the barrel is two inches tall.

 

 

I wish I had cheese.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted

 

 

I wish for a balloon.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Here are your balloons. For free!

 

I wish for AWESOME SAUCE!!!

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but it comes with ZGW. Enjoy the yummy bwain, ZG-Dubs!

 

I wish Flippy from Happy Tree Friends wasn't crazy.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! Now he's batsh_t insane.

 

 

I wish for a Sweetie Belle image that's more mind-numbingly adorable than this:

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.  But the moment you see it, your brain explodes.

 

 

I wish I would just finish editing my story already.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But then your story gets deleted and you have to start all over again!

 

I wish for more beads on my Pandora bracelet.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. Now it's to big for you.

 

I wish for for everyone to do the Gangam dance right now.

[ShyForever 284]

Wish granted. Everyone will now do the Gangnam Style the wrong way, and make you claustrophobic. 

 

I wish for Scootaloo to fly in Season 3.

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.  It is announced that she will but then the show is cancelled.

 

I wish I could come up with a better corrupting thing.

[Khazmere 5]

Granted; now you're corrupted.

 

I wish for a baloney sandwich.....

[Party Cannon 876]

You actually get a baloney sandwich (yuck)

 

I wish for a live swing era jazz band.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. They don't know how to play.

 

I wish for the CMC to get their cutie marks.

[Party Cannon 876]

Their cutie marks are racial slurs.

 

I wish for it to rain.

[Khazmere 5]

You actually get a baloney sandwich (yuck)

Phew, I figured somepony would assume I'd eat the sandwich.

 

 

Anyhow, granted. The rain doesn't let up, you quickly become depressed and tired of it, and soon your house is flooded.

 

I wish I were socially acceptable.

Edited December 5, 2012 by Khazmere