The Corrupted Wish Game

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, but your second wish turns into a frog and I take it to froggy bottom bog.

 

I wish that I had more pepsi.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but it's expired diet pepsi.

 

I wish My pony shirts would arrive tomorrow.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, but they arrive at the wrong place.

 

I wish I had enough money to buy Skyrim.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but you have to spend it on something else.

 

I wish I would have thought of a wish before posting in this thread.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, but you have to spend it on something else.

 

I wish I would have thought of a wish before posting in this thread.

 

Granted... but you already posted in this thread.

 

I wish all the miscellaneous nonesense that goes on in the backroom at the Wal-Mart I work at would come to an end an the stores management would be replaced by people who actually knew how to manage properly

[Darkshine 12]

Granted, but they get fired immediately!

 

I wish I had Skyrim.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted, but the game is broken.

 

I wish to be bald.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, now whenever somepony looks at you

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdg5zSLBAb0

 

I wish I was one of the mane 6.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but you are Pinkie, but you can't handle all the non-sense and well the sugar and you soon lose it and become a psycho maniac,

I wish everyborny turned into a pony and lived in the Equestria we know and love

[KBz 499]

Granted but they will hate us (regretting this)

 

I wish for DJ Hero 2.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, but your copy is broken beyond repair, and its sold out in all stores.

 

I wish all turtles could fly.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted but they can only move 2cm before stopping to rest.

 

I wish that Summer would come.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but we have a terrible snow storm that will last all summer

I wish I had gummy as in Pinkie's pet

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. Pinkie Pie now hunts you down to reclaim her pet.

 

I wish Discord would break out of his stone prison.

[KBz 499]

Denied

 

I wish for another bottle of soda

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

D:

 

Granted, but the soda is actually a grenade.

 

I wish to be... well... anypony, besides Pinkie Pie.

[KBz 499]

Granted but you are just an earth pony.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Yo wish?

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Close enuff.

 

And ummm... Wish granted, but... wish granted.

 

I wish I had a hat like Tank's.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but after you put it on it explodes

I wish my gummy wish was not corrupted and instead Pinkie stays with me

Edited November 20, 2011 by OceanBreeze

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, but Trollestia banishes the three of you to the moon, just because.

 

I wish I had Trixie's hat.

[KBz 499]

Granted but Trixie comes looking for it.

 

I wish for a cutie mark

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

All according to plan...

 

Granted, but your cutie mark is

And not MC Hammer, just a regular hammer.

 

I wish I had Trixie's cape to complete the set.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but you find that the cape is made of pony fur

I wish mi wishes had not been corrupted

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. Mi's wishes have not nor ever will be corrupted.

 

I wish that this was not the part where I get killed.