The Corrupted Wish Game

[KPM 288]

Granted. Nobody's coming with you on your silly charges though.

 

I wish for a wish which corrupts a wish.

[Crazy Misty 653]

Granted but it only corrupts your wish to corrupt a wish.

 

I wish that more people knew me.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, but they all hate you.

 

I wish for a chocolate bar.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted it is expired for being on a basement for 6 and a half years

I wish my aunt did bring the food she promised me 3 and a half hours ago

[KPM 288]

Granted, but it's no longer edible.

 

I wish for this post to remain the last post of this thread, FOREVER.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Gran-Opps. U mad brony?

 

I wish for a can of Sardines.

 

KILLER SARDINES.

 

WITH LASERS.

 

AND THEY'RE ROBOTS.

 

AND THEY CAN FLY.

 

AND THEY'RE ALSO DINOSAURS.

 

DINO ROBOT KILLER SARDINES THAT SHOOT LASERS AND FLY.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but they are delivered by Derpy and she accidentally gives it to a chicken who likes to watch MLP

I wish for Gummy to win in the best pet contest

[BlazingDawn 52]

Granted but the contest was rigged, so Gummy and you were forced to pay 1,000,000 bits to Celestia.

 

I wish that the world we live in was Equestria.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but the contest was rigged, so Gummy and you were forced to pay 1,000,000 bits to Celestia.

 

D:

 

Granted but we all are apples

I wish me and Gummy didn't have to pay Celestia and instead become the new overlords of Equestria

Edited November 24, 2011 by ThePinkazoid

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted... but I rob you of everything you owned, you are now homeless and powerless

 

I wish the zangyak would leave us alone.

[KPM 288]

Granted, now you're being assaulted by Zangief.

 

I wish to be a competitive player of HoN.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Ill start.

 

I wish I was a machete wielding penguin.

Edited January 23, 2012 by Swoop
I've gone and merged this thread with its associated original.

[Xbox The AWESOMEST Cookies 13]

Wish granted but you will slip well!

 

I wish i could have loads of guns.

[Josh 108]

Wish granted. But they're water guns.

 

I wish I had an apple.

[Inkfeather 597]

Wish granted but the apples are poisoned like in the disney movie "Snow white"

 

I wish that I had the ability to live my life exactly as I wanted to without having to struggle with everyday things such as money and spare time. This ability to live as I want to also naturally contains that I find what I seek in life, as in what I seek in life is something completely uncorrupted.

 

(Now let me see you ruin that!)

[Xbox The AWESOMEST Cookies 13]

Wish Granted but it will have a few worms in it with some spice.

 

I wish i had aircraft

 

Late Post sorry

Edited January 22, 2012 by PSP

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted but the moments you get in it the blows up

 

I wish I was in equestria

[Inkfeather 597]

As you seem to have completely ignored my post I will answer to your wish and post mine once again.

 

You have an aircraft but it's made of a light material that will collapse when not contained in a ground level atmosphere.

 

Ninja'd

 

 

Kay, You are in equestria, but the ponies are unable to see or communicate with you in any way.

 

I wish that I had the ability to live my life exactly as I wanted to without having to struggle with everyday things such as money and spare time. This ability to live as I want to also naturally contains that I find what I seek in life, as in what I seek in life is something completely uncorrupted.

 

(Now let me see you ruin that!)

Edited January 22, 2012 by Lamii Inkfeather

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted but it lasts for 1 day after that you cannot stop ressisting the possibilities of your situation you start wanting to want bad things now that you can without worrying about consequeancys and in the end the idea drives you mad(b/c you dont want to do bad) and you commite suacide to escape from the perfect reality you created.

There

I wish I had a muffin to share with derpy

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, but it would seem Derpy ate the muffin already, and accidentally tore down your house on the way out..

 

I wish that Crispy would shave his beard.

[Inkfeather 597]

Wish granted but crispy is now proven to be female because of the lack of facial hair.

 

I wish that I can have an uncorrupted wish.

[Josh 108]

Wish granted. Nothing happens. Problem?

 

I wish I could meet Pinkie Pie!

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

Wish granted, but she bakes you into a cupcake.

 

I wish I could marry Derpy.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted but since she divorce immidiatly

 

I wish I had Trixie here with me

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted, but she doesn't stop complaining about why she's in the human world.

 

I wish to have magical powers.

Edited January 22, 2012 by Mr. Cricket