The Corrupted Wish Game

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted, Instead, she makes you do a paper mache statue of Obama and Rommey

 

I wish I had another sketchbook

[Lifehax 81]

Granted. Presidential debate will be continuing its program 6 hours past schedule.

 

I wish people would stop all the Arrow To The Knee jokes

 

Took me too long to write this.. that was to another user not you MagicalStarRain!

Edited October 22, 2012 by Fireblood Champion of Wubs

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. All the arrow-knee jokes are put in the new sketchbook, which you share.

 

I wish for Election Day to be sooner.

[Shiki 5,854]

Granted, but the entire thing causes a mass fiasco, and in the end, both candidates get assassinated.

 

I wish me and Zoop had more time to spend together. <3

[zoruapwns 100]

Granted but he Ignores you the whole time.

 

I wish that the next persons wish doesn't come true.

[sheparddog 8]

...how do you respond to this?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Oh No! the thred is derailing! I'll save us. I wish for an uncorrupted smily face.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. It's the last one on the Internet.

 

I wish, I wish for a fish to fish.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. It's the last one on the Internet.

 

I wish, I wish for a fish to fish.

 

Granted. Here is your fish http://www.3dartistonline.com/users/3785/thm1024/1328206344_pl_piranha1_2.jpg

 

I wish for Derpy's muffins.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You also get Derpy, and she eats the muffins.

 

I wish for this thread to not be derailed.

[GoneForeverBye 184]

Granted, but then I came along. >:]

 

I wish that I would deal with my procrastination issue already!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You are to apathetic to completely deal with it, and it comes back.

 

I wish for a hat.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but its a giant hat fortress and birdmen take it over.

 

I wish for a new FIW episode.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But then a nation-wide power outage occurs, and it is delayed till next month.

 

I wish for duct tape to make bracelets from

[Magicon 468]

Granted. The duck tape sticks to your arm as well and rips your skin off when you remove it.

 

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. It get so many more hours a day that the night disappears!

 

I wish I was magical.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You are a magical poptart, which Pinkie Pie accidentally eats while performing her famous eat-all-the-food-on-the-table act.

 

I wish for my army of defective fluttershies to win the battle against the birdmen in the applejack-throwing-contest.

[The Awesome One 1,314]

You do, but then The Awesome One descends from the heavens and slaughters everyone with a Tactical Rainbow AK-47.

 

I wish that I had the power of reading other people's mind.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But then you see something that scars you for life! Like this! http://www.thezombienation.com/blogpicts/ZOMBIE-TATTOO.jpg

 

I wish to know why the word "The" is getting highlighted everywhere!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Your computer has a huge load of advertisement cookies and malware. You have to get it fixed.

Actually, I sorta-had that problem a while back. Blasted advertisement cookie, kept messing with links.

I wish for moar Rainbow AK-47s.

[GoneForeverBye 184]

Granted, but they are black and white rainbows...

 

I wish for the ability to destroy any human being merely by concentrating my hatred onto them. Holy shit! Did I just say that out loud? Holy crap.

Edited October 24, 2012 by OlegEqualzName

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You also hate yourself so much you die. Genie powers FTW. If you survive self-destruction, you also get nuked by the Elements Of Harmony on "OBLITERATE" setting. Then crushed by Fort Hat.

 

I wish for a cake.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. I hear Aperture Science offer cake for completing some simple test; I already signed you on.

 

I wish I had time to make art.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you got put in my Aperture Science GLaDOS Slave Drive, and you're stuck making sure GLaDOS doesn't escape.

 

I wish for my Aperture Science Portal Gun to malfunction.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. However, you get electrocuted in the process and it starts to rain heavily so that you get electrocuted even more.

 

I wish for Pinkamena's cupcakes! :3