The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You reincarnate as yourself, but despite knowing exactly how your life pans out, you are powerless to change anything and walk the same path. Time, after time, after time.

You die of severe testicular torsion by the way.


I wish I could be a better sadist. 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you hate doing it.

 

I wish iiiiiiiiii.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

You are dropped into hell and forced to watch Nyan Cat for eternity for wasting everyone's time with that wish!

I wish I wasn't so vindictive.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now my plothole smells like banana ice cream.

 

I wish I could live in the city with my family.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. The city gets demolished. Luckily, you're all still alive(can't say the same for the other ponies living in the city).

 

I wish someone here can give my cute avatar a hug!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No.
 

iWish TNPTP would grant my wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but TPRH is listening to Fluttershy Rap (reggie wats) so he talks in 3rdp person and ruins the fun of your wish.

 

I wish people would understand the meaning of the song I'm listening to right now. It's beautiful. Ish. Still, means something.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the experimentation required to discover how to do this takes weeks of constant work, which causes you to lose all connection with society (including love interests, friends and family)

 

 

 

I wish that I could bring anime characters into the real world.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. The boor bastards are bored to tears in this hell hole.

 

I wish I could have a bottle of chapstick.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's aubergine flavour.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to do all this revision for English Lit.

[FireFox 82]

Granted, but you fail the class.

 

I wish I could figure out how to use Flash to make ponies.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but your arrested for indecent exposure.


I wish I could eat 1up mushrooms.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but your "trips" get you arrested for drug abuse.

 

Muffin Thief wishes for lunch for breakfast.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's brunch.

I wish I could card duel on a blimp.

Edited March 9, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, I misread blimp as pimp when I granted it, so you're screwed (literally)

 

I wish I had some fruit flavored candy.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted. Now you must have awkward conversations about it every time it comes up.

 

 

 

I wish I were an element of Toast.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but *noms toast*

 

I wish I had some jet.

Edited March 10, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted...but the jet appear's above you and crushes you

 

 

I wish...I could think of a wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the wish sucks. After selling your soul to get that wish, you're disappointed with it and die.

 

I wish I ASS.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Well there's no need to grant that wish...its already done   (I'm totally just joking by the way...)

 

I wish...that Leatherbehlt wasn't an ass ? *Shrugs*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, now he's a douche.

 

MT wishes for a pet changeling.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you bought her off of Leatherbehlt, so the changeling's a douche, just like your old avatar.

 

I wish I had something to eat.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

granted but it was poisoned by mt

 

i wish for gold

Edited March 10, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. Here's a 1cmx1cm piece of gold leaf.

 

I wish I could be a famous singer. 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you're new name Is Justin Bieber.

 

I wish I could totally like oh my god, duh.