The Corrupted Wish Game

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but Palkia and Dialga get very angry at you, and then they kill you.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to do revision

(I'll miss feld0 day )

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You wake up on an island with a metal coller around your neck, a back pack with some supplies and a small paper fan as a weapon. You have three days to kill your classmates, or that coller around your neck will go boom (and kill ya!) They all have different weapons and the same goal as you. Have fun!

I wish I had awesome looking rams horns growing out the side of my head

[Dj Bron3 19]

granted, instead of doing revision, you die. Thats it, thats all, you will die.

MUUHUUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

YES, YES DIE DIEEEEE!!!!

ahem...

 

i wish that i could fly like peter pan, but i could go as fast as i wanted.!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you have to wear his hat too. And he doesn't shower.

 

I wish I didn't click Jack's 420yolo,com link.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

granted, instead of doing revision, you die. Thats it, thats all, you will die.

MUUHUUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

YES, YES DIE DIEEEEE!!!!

ahem...

 

i wish that i could fly like peter pan, but i could go as fast as i wanted.!

 

OI! You stole my place you cad!

[Mane Sax 46]

Granted, you have to wear his hat too. And he doesn't shower.   I wish I didn't click Jack's 420yolo,com link.

 Granted: Instead you clicked a link that destroyed the planet

 

 

OI! You stole my place you cad!

 

 

Granted, but there was no wish, so nothing has happened.

I wish that Big Macintosh was real 

Edited May 1, 2013 by Pokepower

[just ignore me 86]

Its a giant apple computer

 

I wish my wish gets horribly turned around

[Mane Sax 46]

Granted. Your wish got flipped upside-down.

 

I wish that this wish will be granted.

 

P.S. I would be okay with a giant apple computer (as long as it doesn't load slowly)

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

It was granted, but was soon revoked.

 

I wish for you to corrupt my wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the paradox you generated kills you and I.

 

I wish there wasn't so much poop on my hedgehog's wheel.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but there is now twice as much vomit.

 

 

 

I wish that I had more crisps.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but my hedgehog ate them, hence the vomit on the wheel.

 

I wish I'd stop leaving empty water bottles in my room.

[just ignore me 86]

you leave water bottles full of fire in your room

 

I wish i had a dollar for everytime i stubbed my toe

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, you are now rich, 

 

i wish that nopony granted this wish

[Dj Bron3 19]

OI! You stole my place you cad!

NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!!!!!!! I AM NATCHIK HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!

[Kyznetsov 9]

granted, you are now rich, 

 

i wish that nopony granted this wish

im gonna say Granted, yeah granted.

 

I wish for the planet earth that we all live on to explode into a million tiny pieces, killing everyone on it especially the person who grants the wish

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

Granted, but the atoms instantly reform.

 

I wish that anyone has really been so far as to even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[Kyznetsov 9]

Granted

i wish to have sweet intercourse with you

[just ignore me 86]

you get an incurable std

 

i wish i had a tank

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted 

 

i wish for the ability to never get hiv's or std's

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, you have lost the ability to have sexual intercourse, effectively preventing you from catching these diseases.

 

I wish people would stop using the word 'Buck' as a swear.

[Kyznetsov 9]

granted, to encourage people not to say it, they have to 'buck' you everytime they use it

i wish that you give me a friendly hug then add me as a friend

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. It's me.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a Soul Reaper.

[not_a_name 53]

GRANTED. Because its supposed to be a "corrupt answer", it is technically corrupt if i answer with and un-corrupt answer.(if you understood that)

 

 

I WISH FOR...nothing 

Edited May 8, 2013 by Gold Ember

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but a nuke suddenly blows up behind you.

 

I wish that there wasn't a nuke right behind me.