The Corrupted Wish Game

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Granted, but they are all the same flavor.  And it is not your favorite flavor.  It is like your second or third favorite.  Also, the bag is really big and difficult to carry.  Not so big that you hurt yourself or anything.  I am not some sort of monster.

 

 

I wish that I was some sort of monster.  

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are a Lady Gaga fan. And you have just requested Poker Face at a Slayer gig. In a prison for insanely violent metal heads. You are right down smack in the middle and everyone heard your request.

 

I wish I could have been nastier in granting that wish.

[WishingtotheStars 15]

In granting that wish you weren't nasty... that was the most charming grant wishing you could have made.

I wish and hope Twilight won't change back to her old self in season 4.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted. but she turns evil with power, she then becomes best friends with The Great And Powerful Trixie and they bring back Nightmare Moon together and take over Equestria

 

I wish I could fly.

Edited June 7, 2013 by Flutter Dash

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but you are a crappy flier and while flying over an active volcano, your wings give way and you plummet to your death.

 

I wish for a pop-tart.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's all soggy for some reason.

 

 

 

I wish that I could go to Singapore again.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you have gum and you accidentally drop it out of your mouth in front of police.

 

I wish for pootis.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, it disintegrates right in front of your eyes.

 

I wish my next wish would not be corrupted, and the person after me to get their wish ninja'd.   

[Astrobrony 655]

An error has occured.

 

Wish.exe has attempted to divide by zero and has been shut down by Windows.

 

Press ENTER to continue

 

 

I wish the line at IHOP would go faster.

Edited June 8, 2013 by Astrobrony

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but the line is much bigger.

 

I wish for a Luna shirt.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted,but it's 3 sizes too small and in your attempt of putting it on you rip it.

 

I wish there was less stupid in the world.

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Granted. One stupid person has now been banished to the moon. The world is now technically less stupid.

 

I wish that Rainbow Dash turned into a snail in the Season 4 premiere. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are turned into a cabbage, but keep your mind and sight.

 

She sees you. She is moving closer. You will feel every single bite.

 

Enjoy!

 

 

 

I wish I had the style to pull off wearing a tophat.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but fortunately you are now a ram.

 

I wish that Tom becomes an alicorn in season 8

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but his personality is.... stone cold!!

 

*sigh* I should kill myself ;_;

 

 

I wish Brostep never existed

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then it was reinvented 5 minutes after that

I wish that Transformers were real, and they were all good guys, who helped humanity. And, they would never turn on us, or squish us by accident, or run us over. And that people could become transformers to

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they have to leave after one day.

 

I wish for Pinkie Pie to appear while I'm taking in a walk, but she is not a filly, she is a full grown mare.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

ninja'd.

 

Granted but she ignores you.

 

 

I wish I wasn't lonely.

Edited June 9, 2013 by Flutter Dash

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, everyone knows you and people knock on your door every 5 minutes.

 

If you could create your own planet that supports life, where would you put it? Close to Earth, or maybe in another solar system?

 

Screw me being tired when I put this question, thinking this is the Answer the Question Above you thread.

Edited June 9, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Failure to make wish. You are struck by a bolt of lightning, no matter where you are or what the weather is like outside.

I wish I could fire lighting from my fingers. That would be so super coool. . . . .

[Sheogorath 1,155]

I wish I could fire lighting from my fingers. That would be so super coool. . . . .

 

And you shall, but you will feel it all as if lightning is striking your fingers! also they explode so you have only 10 times you can use it as then you run out of fingers. By special plea I might allow same for other protruding extremities of your body just for the sake of hilarity.

 

Oh, almost forgot my own wish... What would a god want?

Perhaps a horse! A small one... no A BIG one. Oh even better! My wish will be a jar of ornate pudding that can sing irish drinking songs.

Edited June 9, 2013 by Sheogorath

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then Fluffle Puff eats it, and smothers it's remains on your face

 

I wish to not be ninja'd or have this wish corrupted.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it's removed after one second.

 

I wish for dinner, I'm freaking hungry.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I cut off your arms and legs, stabilize the wounds so you don't bleed to death and lock you in a room where no one will find you. Eat your own limbs or starve! And eat your peas too or no ice-cream for pudding.

I wish someone fair will read that fanfic I posted.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they genuinely believe it's not very good.

 

 

 

I wish for an A* in my Maths exams.