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Sheogorath

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  1. Wise words of the day! Two apples a night keeps you ready for a fight.

  2. When you look at the pony, you see heart shape on their faces thanks to the mohawk pony mane, and on their butts thanks to the anatomy of their plot. So in a way heart to ponies might just be a simplistic presentation of activity, you see them come and go!. Or it is because a bunch of humans are animating the series and think hearts makes cute theme. But t couldn't be that!
  3. Huh, I think I am getting an idea for a new twist on my staff of everscamp! i'll make it ponies instead.

  4. Once or twice is enough, then you need to start considering a membership.

  5. I have managed to dodge all those kind of things and events my whole life it seems. Day and night. And I live in really old city, with really old buildings, in a really old building. And lived in a building older than the establishment of United States even. And never a ghost! Not that I fully exclude the possibility, it never just has been demonstrated in ways that are conclusive evidence and personal anecdotes and testimonies do not really hold water, of course I always hear them out because maybe some day someone has some actual proof to show to support their testimonies
  6. @, Huh, So this always happened only after dark? Nothing peculiar took place in daylight?
  7. Would you share your ghastly encounters details with us?
  8. Look deep into my avatars eyes, and when he winks at you, you know you have gained the madgods favors.
  9. Here is how you become ambidextrous: Tie your left hand behind your back and live like that for a month. Then untie your hand, peel it off your back skin and from then on always use right hand for everything and if you instinctively go for left hand, slap yourself with a dead frozen salmon or trout or other large sweet water fish. After such efforts you should be adequately mentally confused to forget why you are even slapping yourself with a fish and can start your new happy life as a beloved patient in a mental ward! ...What was I offering advice for again? Oh yes! The perfect muffin batter secret is to use carbonated water in the dough, and you can have it flavored even if you want extra something in the way of aroma.
  10. Apologies do not make justice to my satin sheets like a bed would. Or do they? Let me try that! *tosses sheets over your naked form* Hm, marked improvement but not something I can exactly rest on top of. Peh, I'll just have Haskill to sleep on you in my stead, not like I need sleep anyway, I am a Daedric prince!
  11. Ooh baby! Things are heating up now! *lights bed on fire* And now I need a new bed, thanks a lot!
  12. I just thought you kept breaking pen tips and continuing line a few pixels past that due superstitious reasons. Anyway, thanks for explanation!
  13. Stop drawing, start drawing, keep drawing, that's up to you! You draw for yourself, that's how you can keep drawing until you are good at it enough to make others pay you to continue drawing. Or you link your pen to a bunch of explosives which will blow up as you stop drawing, that's a good way to motivate yourself too. There is some progress in your pony form. I would recommend you pull up some pony images and draw from examples a little, just to get a good idea of pony proportions. There's already generous quantities of how to draw guides on ponies and many other subjects! Looking those up would also help you to improve your technique so you do not have to brute force everything.
  14. Do tell me, as nice as it looks those random lines on their bodies seem weird, what are they supposed to be? Seams? Padding? They fell asleep and someone had a marker handy? Did you use vectors and forgot to deactivate outlines from some edges? The torso seems pretty long and dog like too, maybe try making it shorter as a tester? Can't have ponies chewing on boneys.
  15. Interesting wish, what would you do with all those guns? Coming from Discord they'd likely be prone to misfire or shooting only duds
  16. Instead of Santa, what if we had Discord granting wishes for Merrymas? Would you dare to tangle with the trickster or skip the whole ordeal for the fear of him corrupting your wishes? If you would try to match his wits, what would you wish for?
  17. Uranus, at the shortest distance it comes 2.6 billion kilometers (1.6billion miles) from Earth. It does seem too far for a vacation spot.
  18. Which only means she was a princess once! Thus still qualifying.
  19. Well naturally you do not want anyone touching your horn because when you blow into it and there's dirt in it, it'll pollute the note!
  20. Chopsticks, already the name incites fear! CHOP! And Stick! it does all the sword is supposed to.
  21. Things I didn't like? Well, there was re-appearance of Flash not so fast. It always ruins ones movie enjoyment to see blatant romantic interest trope to spoil the scenery with 0 contribution to the story. Then Bumset Shimmer apparently was still in the same school, and nobody even questioned the whole demon and magical powers thing, life just went on and people were more miffed than curious and amazed. Like really? If I knew a magician who EVER held any real magic I'd be hanging from their arsecheek with all my might asking questions endlessly.How come she is not like the most popular girl in the school now? And then there was the fact that Sonata did not get enough screen time, she is just delightful character. Nobody who is evil can enjoy tacos or Snips and Snails rapping.
  22. This poll is lacking the only right answer, and also title is wrong, Queen Chrysalis naturally is the most attractive, already on her own holy self. But to spice things up she can look like anyone else! That way you can have them all. Oh, and of course that would also mean you make her stronger! Such a beautiful co-dependent relationship! And sweeter becomes the deal when you take into account the fact that then you'd be a king to entire empire of waifus of your choosing, isn't that a harem of fun right there?
  23. Ahh, a specimen of the canis rufus I suppose?
  24. Ach, Dear wee Brony. Do not let the dissidents to our friendshiply supremacy bother you. Hatred is the practice of the feeble and fearful. They fear what they do not understand, they hate that which they fear, and you, just by watching and enjoying My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic ™ are making them fearful. Yes, you, a young kid from somewhere on this planet not even within their range of influence are striking fear and confusion into these simple, tiny closed minds! Isn't that delightful? Rather a deed to be proud of, your ability and courage to enjoy ponies so frightens them that they try to counter scare you to fall back in line, stop being yourself and disappear into masses. Because anyone who pops out from the mass stands a chance of reaching higher status in life than they do. So do not let them have that, be yourself, be happy about things that give you happiness and do not let some pathetic buffoons take that away from you, for nothing is quite as precious than spending your life well entertained, enjoying your time, in the way you want to. You know they call it madness when someone expresses unique qualities and can smile in the face of adversity, but in the end, madness is to deny yourself happiness where you find it! Join me and my fellow bronies in our madness, the delightful fun loving kind of madness without fear, without paying mind to the tiny worms calling from the dist to you, telling you to crawl back under the dist like the rest of them. Be mad in the eyes of the insane, and you can be certain you are the one who is being sane.
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