The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you lose it and all you files.

 

I wish I can find all of the variant covers for the Lumberjanes comics.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. They're co-written by Ke$ha and Julius Caesar, now written in barely-comprehensible, poorly-done Anglo-Latin.

I wish that I could find a device that switches all portals to Equestria instead to Valinor, Middle Earth Arda.

(SILMARILLION FTW!)

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but the main 6 are now hunting you down with there own portal

 

 

I wish I had a perfectly working potal gun

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's a portal to Uranus, where its vast, deep atmosphere leaves you choking and drowning in cold, icy methane,

I wish: the Mane Six were turned into constellations!

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but they've been turned into constellations that make them look like centaurs.

 

I wish dubstep didn't get such a bad rap from older folks.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Now look at what they've done to Mozart's CDs: burning them in public!

I wish, that on the day Twilight dies, after thousands of years of immortality blues, wandering alone in Equestria, 

 

she and the Mane Six turn into star goddesses with some kind of powers.

Hope they don't find out that I killed her to end her suffering ... > : D

Edited August 30, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but she and Fluttershy get cameo god roles.

 

I wish that school only taught the subjects that I don't know.

Edited August 30, 2014 by TheTechBrony

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. They teach you Cthulu's language.

I wish the Elves of Middle Earth will return to bring Mankind back to perfection!

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but they also turn us into blondes.

 

I wish I hadn't set up so many social media accounts.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your only account is in MLPForums.

I wish the Death Star blew up Equestria's sun, killing the denizens of its planet with cold and darkness, so that the Imperials will mine the dead world.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, except that the rebels blow up the planet after the Empire lands.

 

I wish that dubstep production was as easy as it sounds.

Edited August 30, 2014 by TheTechBrony

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your wish is nullified into another universe dedicated to those wishes you forgot, or that you have hated.

I wish I could make bacon like a rented mule, and build a snowman at the same time.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's vegan bacon.

 

I wish my homework was just done.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but all the answers are wrong and you can't figure out why.

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Your wish of nothing is granted

 

nothing but I want something

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted. You have a chicken on your head.

 

I wish that Pegboard Nerds was more appreciated for its awesome music.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the next day no one cares anymore.

 

 

I wish I had time to watch the classic Lupin III anime.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but that time is soon taken up by tons of other important stuff.

 

I wish for an unbreakable laptop.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but the next day no one cares anymore.

That's real life, man.

 

Granted. It has Windows 7 on it.

 

I wish people would visit my games.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but people think they are terrible causing you much humiliation

 

I wish I had a Violin 

Edited September 2, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted

You don't have the slightest clue on how to play it

 

I wish Satan would stop screening my calls.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Granted

You don't have the slightest clue on how to play it

 

I wish Satan would stop screening my calls.

not much of a back lash cause I already don't know how to play violin

 

granted but now he is your room mate

 

I wish for a copy of Super Mario World 

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. It never saves.

 

I wish for the mental fortitude of Batman

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but it's hidden deep in your subconscious.

 

I wish that NoiseStorm would stop making Electro music that sounds like dubstep half the time and drumstep the other half of the time.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. It's now all brostep.

 

I wish senpai would notice me