The Corrupted Wish Game

[roguesoul 85]

Each name will be a horrible pun or an innuendo.

 

I wish I was an orange.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You end up deaf, mute, blind and armless. Because I came for your wallet but I was also unhappy, angry and you were there as was a collection of a sharp blades (the things people throw away. . . ). Nothing personal. You still have the ability to be very creative at naming places. You just cannae do it.

Did I mention that I also swiped your wallet? Cause I did.
 

NINJA ME WILL YOU!!??

GRANTED! IT'S PEELING TIME!!!

I'll take your wallet after.

I wish I had ways of dealing with my sadness and anger that don't result in death, destruction and kicking strangers in the shin.

[Digger2335 18]

Granted, but you resolve them by endlessly listening to your least favorite song.

 

I wish I had better technology.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted. No more elevators or guns. Oh, and everything is acting like Skynet and is trying to destroy the world.

 

I wish I had a nice, quiet place where I could begin watching the fifth season of mlp in peace.

Edited June 8, 2015 by Wolfeus Kindeer

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. For only one day.

 

I wish for no more 3D remakes.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's costs you your eyes.

I also nick your wallet as is my want.

The 3D remakes prove to be amazing though.


I wish I could get drunk more often.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted, but you get so drunk, you vanish from reality and end up in the Twilight Zone. Which is full of drunk Clydesdales swimming and belching in the void.

I wish Big Mac would play baseball.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted. Big Mac is now a DJ who composed a hot new song called Baseball.

 

I wish I could become a wolf.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Now you get killed by a human in defense.

 

I wish no one gets to rekt Tim's Mitsubishi. x-(

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Shrek comes out of your pocket, throws Tim out of the car, ties you inside it, and throws you to Japan.

I wish I can enter that Twilight Zone full of drunk Clydesdales.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. After entering it though, you burn up.

 

I wish that I could go to Equestria.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Granted, but you are a changeling, and this is Pun Pony´s version of Equestria.

 

I wish I had a wish to wish.

Edited June 14, 2015 by ~ Dr. Ocsid ~

[brsajo 162]

Congratulations! You may now wish for more wishes! Unfortunately, you can only use these wishes to wish for more wish wishing wishes, making them worthless.

 

I wish I could shape-shift.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Now you shift into a shape that you cannot shift from anymore. Therefore you're stuck in there for eternity.

 

I wish for a really nice audio system.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but every other possession you have shall be taken

 

I wish to become Luna

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Problem is, you now have to spend the rest of your life running away from hardcore fans. x-(

 

I wish for handmade NOS controller so I can rekt every car on the planet. x-(

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It's in 30 million different pieces which you have to piece together for it to work. It's original size was also the size of your thumb.

 

I wish for harmless fireworks to go off in the sky, but only that. Also that you don't remove everything but the harmless fireworks.

Edited June 16, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Starlight Sky 374]

Hmmm. I hear your plea for a proper corruption, and gladly grant it

 

They harmlessly ignite in the sky, spelling out all your secrets in the open air before finally falling to earth where they turn the land toxic.

 

I wish our planet's moon was destroyed. (Sorry Luna...and Maud)

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but now there are no more tides and you'll get a band of angry surfers and astronomers coming for your blood

 

I wish I had a pet baby chick

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Now radical farmers come and kill it for meat.

 

I wish this wish won't be granted because I lack creativity right now.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Your wish won't be granted you poor unfortunate soul

 

I wish I could go to America

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You never said which, so you are now in a alternate reality where there are no other living beings anywhere, and you're immortal. But hey, look on the bright side, you're atleast in America! Just like you wanted

 

I wish to be slightly mathematically smarter.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted. You learn about the 17 unknown digits in math (including Derf), and this newfound knowledge destroys anything you previously knew about math and everyone thinks you're crazy.

 

I wish I could go on vacation to Europe.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Uh, appears your vehicle is a time machine. Now you're in 1972, inside the Eastern Bloc. Happy vacation.

 

I wish for a completely rekt Bugatti Veyron so I cannot drive it and also make sure no one gets to repair it.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's a giant dead insect. ("Bugatti" sounds like a name of an insect, and "rekt" gives the extra chuckle")

I wish live horses can visit BronyCon to watch the humans' silly antics.