The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lightbulb 170]

Granted, But you can no longer use computers.

 

I wish to become a space marine in reality.

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted. *Launches you into space with no spacesuit as soon as you finish your lengthy and painful Marine Corps training*

 

I wish for a Derpy Hooves plushie.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. As you snuggle her, I sneak up behind you and rip out heart while you as distracted. I also take Derpy as well. She is very snuggable.

 

I wish for my ears tae pop.

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted. *Your ears are filled with C4 which is then detonated*

 

I wish for Electrokinetic abilities.

Edited December 26, 2015 by Seamore Sandwich

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I tear out your heart before you can use them though. If it makes you feel better, I got a small electrical shock from your heart (which is still beating, huh). I think I'll use it as a battery for something.

 

I wish I had something that can use an electrokinetic heart as a battery.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

You do but, you leave it on over night and it burns your house down.... With you in it.

 

I wish I had a spaceship that could travel between worlds.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted it runs on gas that costs $9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for 0.000000001L

 

I wish for a pastel coloured pony.

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

You are given Pinkie Pie. It's the version of Pinkie Pie from the "Cupcakes" fanfic.

 

I wish I didn't read "Cupcakes."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted. You now have to read every other MLP slash fiction ever written.

 

I wish I was Batman.

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted. *replaces your hands with baseball bats*

 

I wish I had a full set of every card from Magic the Gathering ever printed.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted but there all glued together with industrial strength superglue..

 

 I wish magic was Real (too the extent of Warhammer or warcraft)

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yes but, you get hit in the head with a Warhammer and die before you can see it happen.

 

I wish that I had a sword.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Yes but it is made of paper and explodes killing you and your dog.

 

I wish I was a majestic wolf.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yes but it is made of paper and explodes killing you and your dog.

 

I wish I was a majestic wolf.

lol I don't have a dog!

 

You die alone in the woods without a pack to help you.

 

I Wish Cartoon Network came up with better cartoons.

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted. But they bring back the old "Enzyte" commercials with Bob and run them in every commercial break, just like old times.

 

I wish for one of my enemies to live a long, painful life full of suffering and loss.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted, everyone else (including you) on the planet dies

 

I wish for a million ducks

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted. One million ducks are compressed into your home with you inside.

 

I wish we had the technology to send and receive food through teleportation.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

It does but, you eat the food only to realise that it was covered in poisons from the teleportation and die a painful death.

 

I wish for I could be the best at a game I'm currently playing called Astro Empires and rule the Galaxy!

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Fine. I kill all the other players. They I send you a message politely informing you that that the moment you stop playing the game, for whatever reason, will be the moment I rip out your heart.

Happy gaming.


I wish to get up early tomorrow.

[Riganthor 484]

well I will let you sleep to 8 pm

 

I wish to go to an bronie convention one day

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yes your go to a Bronie convention but, becuase it's Brony no one else is there.

 

I wish that Midnight Seeker's name was changed to Daylight Finder.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but your username is permanantly changed to the most offensive swear word in history

 

I wish for infinite wishes

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but I (after I go through the hassle of changing my name back and hiring creepy clowns to haunt Slayer for the rest of his natural life) Clamp my hand over your mouth and tear out your heart before you can make a single one. This makes your wish null and void.


I'm pretty content right now, so I'll just wish for judgement day to happen right now.

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted, judgement has been passed down upon you. Your punishment: my next wish.

 

I wish @Midnight Seeker would stop posting 'but I kill you before you can enjoy it' responses to the wishes and instead grant the wish in a way that it makes itself bad.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted, but now you have to post 'but I kill you before you can enjoy it' responses.

 

I wish for every wish on this thread (except for this one) to come true!