The Corrupted Wish Game

[Yoshikupo 302]

Granted, you now sleep forever

 

I wish that my brother would stop talking about playing a strategy game with me.

 

(The mention was a force of habit)

Edited March 25, 2016 by Yoshikupo

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but now he can only speak in riddles

 

I wish for a sock!

Edited March 25, 2016 by Mars Orbit

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but it's in invisible sock and you always forget where you put it..

 

I wish there were thunderstorms here more often..

[icyfire 433]

Granted they are now there for 24/7 Never stopping. They also always knock out the power with lightning. Now to get to anyplace with electricity you have to drive 15 miles in any given direction threw ruthless weather. 

 

I wish I would be less critical. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, your critical hit ratio is now non-existant

 

Granted they are now there for 24/7 Never stopping. They also always knock out the power with lightning. Now to get to anyplace with electricity you have to drive 15 miles in any given direction threw ruthless weather.

 

Yay! 24 hour storms! That's awesome

 

...

 

I wish for an M50 Interceptor 3D model..

Edited March 26, 2016 by AURAequine

[icyfire 433]

Granted! it was broken though. And by broken, i mean utterly crushed. Not to mention the colors are just terrible. No refunds! 

 

 

 

Granted, your critical hit ratio is now non-existant

  

Well played corrupted wish...well played. 

 

I wish i could have more time to read. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You spend too much time reading and eventually get bored of it.

 

 

I wish for this post to be a clever one.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but your post is now so clever it becomes sentient and takes over the internet, destroying everything..

 

I wish i could have a better map..

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you get a map that is outdated for Celestia knows how many years.

 

I wish for Flurry Heart to be my daughter forever and Cadance as my waifu. >=3

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but you turn into a banana

 

I wish for exactly .78¢

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but cents suddenly drop in value and now it's only worth 2¢

 

I wish the books i ordered from the library arrived sooner..

[SFyr 1,982]

Your books will now be attached to oversized ballista arrows for the sake of near-immediate, to-home delivery from a distance via the library's new Megaballista Delivery System^TM. The fine print guarantees within 10 feet of accuracy, but waives any responsibility for the arrow's landing.

I wish my apartment walls were actually soundproof against dogs barking and running around in the middle of the night.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but they aren't soundproof agains't anything else and actually amplify all other sounds to the extent where they're louder than barking or footsteps..

 

I wish i had SFyr's sandwich.. Give me their sandwich

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you receive an uber oily soaked chimichanga and you are forced to eat it whether you like it or not.

 

I wish Rara and Starlight Glimmer to become my waifus without anything to go wrong.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. They are now waifus, and nothing went wrong with them, except the sudden compulsing desire in every living thing besides them to murder the two. Horrifically.

 

 

I wish... For a perfectly normal tomato. By Earth standards.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but this is from the future and the tomatoes in that time are absolutely awful, but

that's normal in that time so.. Here you go, here's you terrible, smelly, radioactive tomato

 

I wish i could finish writing this map this area of Equestria..

Edited March 29, 2016 by AURAequine

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You may finish it, but you hands are now noodles, and will remain noodles for the rest of eternity, even when you pass away. Atleast, until something eats them.

 

 

I wish I could get my will to study back.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you don't have the will to do anything else..
 
I wish that Ahuizotley became so surprised/shocked that he turned into an exclamation mark

Edited March 29, 2016 by AURAequine

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Ahuizotley is a sword and a shield, so use them well.

 

I wish I could draw a portrait.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It literally takes your entire life to draw it, taking up every little bit of free time you used to have.

 

 

I wish to stop being ill.

[Colenso Rivers 85]

Gwanted, nothing is ill anymore. But the medical, pharmaceutical and other fields of the like collapse and the workers in that field take up arms in order to hurt others to pursue their passions.

 

I wish for raining sugarpeas to spout from a celestial sized Rarity who is on a collision course with the planet.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the rarity and the sugarpeas shrink in size extremely rapidly until she and the peas are the size of specks of dust in space..

 

I wish the next user would corrupt this wish..

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Denied. If you wish for a corrupted wish, you negate its corruption, and so you wish nothing.

 

I wish for a fish.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the fish is so incredibly radioactive that it irradiates the entire ocean.. killing most life on the entire planet..

 

I wish I had a graphic drawing tablet with no faults or problems.. (Unlike my last one :sleep:)

Edited April 8, 2016 by AURAequine

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. Unfortunately it costs you your entire life's savings. What does that tell you about today's economy?

 

I wish I could relive the times I watched MLP Seasons 4 and 5, just once.