The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

 

Now I wish I knew what makes Pinkie Pie tick...

[ZomBrony 347]

umm, that's so random I can't even think of a way to corrupt it

 

I wish I were immune to randomness

[TOMahwk 351]

Granted, You have been transformed into Pinkamena Diane Pie.

 

I wish I had a bagel shaped in the form of a pony right now.

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

Granted, but it has mold in it, hehe

 

I wish for my head to be less oily right now http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. It is now 500% smaller. However, your brain is not.

I wish for people to get my avatar's reference.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but the wishgranter does not.

 

I wish for your wish to apply to the wishgranter, me.

[Znex 936]

Granted, unfortunately your mind is raped by the following video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo

 

I wish there were more portals in TF2

[ZomBrony 347]

granted, but all portals take 1020% longer to be built

 

I wish 20% Cooler was a bigger meme

Edited March 31, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It is now 20,000% cooler, and people find it annoying.

 

I wish for five dollars.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it's spent on useless items that benefit you in no way

 

I wish I could see this tilt glitch that everyone's complaining about, and that after seeing that glitch the forums were randomly fixed entirely

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but then you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish for pie.

[Zalgo 593]

granted, but it's pie cherry BOMB pie.

 

 

I wish the pony after me was alive

Edited April 1, 2012 by Zalgo

[Znex 936]

Granted, unfortunately it doesn't have the effect you desired.

 

I wish I was one of Fluttershy's animals

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

Granted, but she ends up losing you some how

 

I wish I was feeling happy right now. Reading a sad fan-fic is to blame

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, now you feel wonderful. Yay, drugs!

 

I wish I had a pet pony.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you get too happy, are suspected of taking drugs, and get arrested (@akimBrony)

 

Granted, but it isn't the type you wanted (@Jadefire)

 

I wish I could've had a more creative corruption (like that one IMO) sooner for everypony else's wishes

 

darn ninjas >_<...

Edited April 1, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Nothing interesting happens.

 

I wish for something interesting.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You accidentally staple your tongue to the wall. Interesting how you pulled that off.

 

I wish for six dollars.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's five dollars.

 

I'm so tempted to draw that; If only I had the computing power for that...

 

I know; I can wish for that...

[ZomBrony 347]

so you're wishing to have the computing skills to draw a pony with it's tongue stapled to a wall?

 

Granted, you build a time machine and go to the future to get a computer with the top technology of 2020 but it has more computing powers then you could imagine, in fact, it litterally has it's own mind and somehow kills you in your sleep

 

I wish I could know for sure if that is what you wished for, because that's a fair amount of time wasted if not

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You find out what Ganaram was talking about, but then you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish for seven dollars.

Edited April 1, 2012 by Jadefire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's six.

 

I wish I actually go to travel to Palm Desert today...

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you had to take a plane and the plane was raped by evil pegasi-gremlins, the plane crashed and everyone died

 

I wish there were a more approprite word then raped to describe what the pegasi-gremlins did to the plane

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You go mad from the revelation.

 

I wish I had the seventh dollar that Anagram didn't give me.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it is in a different currency and requires a lot of coins to make

 

I wish a better song were playing right now