The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but do to a clerical error you get the letter H instead.

 

I wish I cuold spel.

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, but then your keyboards most used keys are missing

 

i wish i could meet somepony important like.. DR WHOOVES

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you soon find that Dr Whooves is actually a psychologist, not a pony version of a Time Lord

 

I wish the show would make Dr Whooves a canon pony version of The Doctor without any sort of bad legal issues occurring

[Bronium 512]

Granted, but you are eternally covered in mud as he is too splashy.

 

I wish I met the princess who represented the closest Black Hole to Earth (V4641 Sgr)

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's Cthuluasldoldfijadfad*static*

 

I wish I wasn't prone to random bouts of senility.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now you're prone to randomly random bouts of randomnicity.

 

I wish I could travel at the speed of LOL.

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, but if you shift into maximum overlol you blow up

 

i wish i was my OC

[Znex 936]

Granted, however you are still stuck on Earth. You are now forced to flee human contact for the fear of being discovered and studied in laboratories as little more than an animal

 

I wish the movie stereotype of scientists was false, or at least more people knew it to be false

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then all the sterotypes come true and you try to tell everypony, but nopony believes you

 

I wish I had more songs from The Offspring, that getting those songs doesn't cause any OR everything to go wrong, that I get to keep my computer, that I know all the songs and that they don't cause my head to explode or any/everything stupid like that, and that I don't get struck by lightning or any/everything stupid like that, good luck corrupting this one

[Znex 936]

Granted, but the bill for those songs is astronomical, and you end up having to join a mobster gang to pay off the debt

 

I wish the weather system worked like it does in Equestria and that we had humans with wings who could fulfil the role of pegasi

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

TL;DR.

 

Wish rejected.

 

Granted. It's raining heavy equipment.

 

I wish I won the game.

Edited April 12, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then you lose the game again and so your victory is for naught

 

I wish wish rejections were banned

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Banned for banning wish rejections.

 

I wish this were in The Banned Game.

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, but banning someone is off limits

 

i wish i had a signature XD

Edited April 12, 2012 by Midnight Moon

[Znex 936]

Granted, it leaves terrible scars in everyone's visual cortices

 

I wish I didn't keep running out of things to wish for

[Prince Midnight 817]

Granted, it leaves terrible scars in everyone's visual cortices

 

I wish I didn't keep running out of things to wish for

 

granted, but every wish you make keeps getting worse and worse

 

i wish i could move to ponyville

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but your avatar is of Nightmare Moon, so everyone potrays you as a villain and you are driven out.

 

 

I wish I would stop having the feeling of being watched by serial killers.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Instead, you have the feeling of being watched by serial rapists.

 

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry.

[Prince Midnight 817]

Granted, but your avatar is of Nightmare Moon, so everyone potrays you as a villain and you are driven out.

 

 

I wish I would stop having the feeling of being watched by serial killers.

 

it already is ^^

 

and granted, but every bit of food you pick up is made of gold

 

i wish i had nightmare moons mane

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now people make fun of you because you look like you're bald with your helmet off.

 

I wish for a delicious turkey pot pie.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Good luck finding alicorn shampoo.

 

Granted. I ate it.

 

I wish I knew how pegasi maintain their wing feathers...

Edited April 12, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Prince Midnight 817]

Granted, however you are still stuck on Earth. You are now forced to flee human contact for the fear of being discovered and studied in laboratories as little more than an animal

i just realized that would make a great story for a fanfic....just sayin

 

granted, but you will never know, muahahahaha

i wish i had a baneblade

Edited April 12, 2012 by Midnight Moon

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but you are disturbed by what you are told so you jump off a cliff.

 

 

I wish my thumb would stop hurting.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your other thumb's hurting.

 

I wish asdfasdfasdasdf

 

I ran out of things to wish for.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Here, give me your finger...

Granted, Cthulhu comes and eats you.

 

I wish for food.

Edited April 12, 2012 by Jadefire