The Corrupted Wish Game

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but they arn't MLP ponies, they are RL ponies and they: mess around your house, cost you loads of money for horse food, break the fences in your backyard and die

 

I wish for the G4 Mane6

Edited April 14, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Granted, all the mane6 appear, but are all in their discorded forms. You are condemned to be manservant for Tom.

 

I wish there were more episodes of MLP.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but the second the new episodes come out, you suffer a heart attack, and when you wake up you are deaf, dumb, and blind

 

I wish I understood Amazing Pony

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but you understood that Discord was trying to give Derpy shaken baby sybdrome.

 

I wish my theater school wasn't almost over.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, now it will never end

 

I wish I knew my media player better, so many songs

[Fear Moonscar 55]

Granted, now you know it perfectly but it can never store or playback any type of media

 

I wish i had My old nintendo back

Edited April 14, 2012 by Fear Moonscar

[Znex 936]

Granted, none of the games work properly on it, and you're forced to continually blow on the cartridges before you get anything playable on your screen

 

I wish I had a Nintendo when I was younger

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, but it didn't work.

 

I wish today's music was more similar to classical music. Dubstep makes my ears bleed.

[Lunatic 1,186]

Granted, but it didn't work.

 

I wish today's music was more similar to classical music. Dubstep makes my ears bleed.

 

granted, but you dont like classical music anymore.

 

i wish all could love and tolerate

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, but nopony else does.

 

 

I wish for another three wishes.

Edited April 14, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but I used them all.

 

 

 

I wish I could attend the Canterlot Royal Wedding.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but because you're there, you screw up the space-time continuum, causing the multiverse to rip apart and implode upon itself.

 

I wish I could get my grades back up in School.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, but because you're there, you screw up the space-time continuum, causing the multiverse to rip apart and implode upon itself.

 

Oh, Celestia, now I have to fix that too!

 

Garanted, but your social life regrets to you living under a bridge with your only friend, a used hankerchief that looks like Abraham Lincoln, and that you refer to as 'Abey'.

 

I wish I could fly at any altitude with complete control over my trajectory and perfect landing techniques.

[letterone 1,204]

Oh this will be fun to corrupt!

Granted, but a side effect of having those powers is sleep-flying, and one night you sleep-fly up into outer space and your head explodes.

 

I wish that Thrice would just start their tour right now. I really wanna see them!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. They do, but their first performance gets struck by a meteor.

 

I wish I had less homework.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, but you end up not learning anything and your lack of knowledge sends you living on the streets in the future.

 

I wish, I wish, I wish for a billion wishes.

Edited April 14, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but your 14th wish accidentally kills the genie. And the world.

 

I wish for gravy.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but you have nothing to put it on... unless you, like, drink gravy, which would be really weird, no offense.

 

I wish I had a use for this duct tape on the desk I'm at.

[Jadefire 2,797]

One word: Kidnapping.

 

I wish I'd quit falling in love with people at the drop of a hat. (alternatively, I wish Cupid would make up his damn mind)

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but she's a horrible person, on the outside and inside.

 

On that context, I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. You become obsessed and don't have time to eat, sleep, or go to work. Or ponies.

 

I wish I had a Canadian dollar.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's counterfeit.

 

I wish for nine dollars.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You find 9 dollars on the ground, but fail to see the stairs and break your leg in a fall.

 

I wish I could do things twice as fast

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. The world is now twice as slow.

 

I wish my body wasn't so suckish...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Your increased speed lights things on fire and strains your metabolism, causing you to age twice as fast.

Granted. Now it's blowish.

 

I wish for ten dollars.

Edited April 15, 2012 by Jadefire