gaming What are your favorite video game one-liners?

[ReGen 1,466]

Of course, being a Sonic fan, my two favorite one-liners are the following:

 

 

Or pretty much everything Eggman says in SA. 

 

And... Of course...

 

 

There's no way nobody laughed while fighting him. 

 

But it can get annoying after a while.... 

[Standard User 2,127]

"Snake? Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaaake!"

Nah, my favorite (which, now that I think about it, is more of just an awesome quote) is from the opening of New Vegas:

 

"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an eighteen-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is...the game was rigged from the start."

Edited January 7, 2013 by Kolth

[Sarajevo 124]

Groovy.

Lol Duke Nukem's lines are the greatest...

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich!!" -Resident Evil

"All your base are belong to us" -Cats

Edited January 7, 2013 by Sarajevo

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Where's that DAMN Fourth chaos emerald?

 

-Shadow The Hedgehog (Shadow The Hedgehog 2006 game)

 

 

Why do i like it so much? Well because it was the first swear word i heard in a video game.

[~Lawful Sturdy Wing~ 522]

Of course, being a Sonic fan, my two favorite one-liners are the following:

 

 

Or pretty much everything Eggman says in SA. 

 

And... Of course...

 

 

There's no way nobody laughed while fighting him. 

 

But it can get annoying after a while.... 

 

I think you mean't to say "There's no way nopony* laughed while fighting him"

 

Also for me? From Baulders Gate Dark Alliance 2. If you play as Drizzt in a city and try to attack, he says "This is not the place, nor the time" in the coolest voice.

[An Old Head 4,816]

"Yeah, RIP." - Adam Jensen, I just love how he says it. It's so dismissive and nonchalant of the brutal death of someone's friend.

 

"Footballs are made of leather, are you saying that all footballs are suspicious?" - Just one of many lines from Ace Attorney banter

Edited January 7, 2013 by Flipturn

[Fresh Meat 115]

The one-liners that I'll always remember will be from the games "serious sam" the things they say in that game are just hilarious. xD 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-0fbOi-MYc

[Modphase 1,271]

Every. Single. One-liner. From. Team Fortress 2. Is absolutely. Brilliant. Amazing. Etc.

 

My personal favorites are.

 

Pop quiz; How long does it take to beat a moron to death. Blam. Sorry, times up, you're dead. -Scout

 

Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress! -Soldier

 

Oi! You're bleeding gravy fatso! -Sniper

Edited January 7, 2013 by Modphase

[Megas 27,547]

WARNING: Some language

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Vn-IB3qBo

 

This line alone is the reason why I love No More Heroes 2 so much

 

I also expect this thread to be full of Starfox 64 quotes

Edited January 7, 2013 by Megas75

[ReGen 1,466]

Where's that DAMN Fourth chaos emerald?

 

Shadow The Hedgehog (Shadow The Hedgehog 2006 game)

 

 

Why do i like it so much? Well because it was the first swear word i heard in a video game.

Shadow must love saying that word. Every time you die, it's "Damn! Not here..." 

 

Like really, chill out, Shadow. You're in an E10+ game, not T!

[GrooveBroove 680]

I'm personally a fan of the more serious lines. 

However just about every line Grey Fox spouts out in this battle is quoted to this day by me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nio8nu3fS3M

(Rated M Game)

[Shanks 10,816]

"vai a farti fottere" (Italian for go fuck yourself)~Ezio Auditore Assassins Creed II to the pope

 

"Wow, I have never seen a talking mutt before, you know in a dog show you would take first place."~Dante Devil May Cry III to Cerberus

[Scootalove 10,689]

'' We lost that round but its not over yet, step up.'' - Call of Duty Black Ops II

 

The funny part is when, your team is spawn trapped, there is no way to step up.

[Middnight Snack 24]

Just about EVERYTHING Gordon Freeman says could be anyones favorite one-liner. He really makes you think, and he puts time into his insults. Here's my favorite quote.

Edited January 7, 2013 by Middnight Snack

[Stalliongrad 982]

All of the things the Police NPC's say in Grand Theft Auto IV.

 

"Put on your dancin shoes we about to tango baby" *opens fire*

 

"You're gonna pay for making me run!"

 

"DO NOT MAKE ME GET OUT OF THIS CAR"

[Victor van Dort 202]

"You're merely postponing the inevitable,"- Albert Wesker from Resident Evil 5 when fighting him the second time

"You failed me!"- yet another one-liner from Wesker in the mercenaries co-op

[Shadow Chaser 633]

"Everywhere you go, everything you do, it's always nothing but death pain an miseries!" - Ice - T voicing Griffin in Gears of War 3

 

I'll have many more of these later.

[TheTEChguy27 273]

This isn't exactly a one-liner, but it's definitely one of my favorite quotes from a video game of all time.

 

"There it was, the soundtrack to my life. And, for a few seconds, came harmony. Finally."

 

Max Payne says this in Max Payne 3, at a point where he sits down and plays a little sad tune on the piano. Out of context, it may not seem like much, but if you've played the game and past games in the series, it's definitely more significant. Very emotional.

 

As far as one-liners go...

 

"NYARGLEBARGLE!"

 

-Bowser Jr. in "Paper Mario: Sticker Star"

Edited January 7, 2013 by TheTEChguy27

[Sonata18 105]

Pretty much anything GLaDOS says in both Portal games

 

"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises-[train horn] I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off."

 

"Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."

 

"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."

 

 

The Monkey Island series also has some good ones:

 

"Guybrush: “I’m looking for 30 dead guys and one woman.”
Cannibal: “I don’t think I want to hear any more about it”"

[Guest]

Well, there is one quote that I really like alot...

Well, there is one quote that I really like alot...

Well, there is one quote that I really like alot...

 

 

"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?" -- Vaas.

 

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Well, pretty much anything Ash says in any of the old Evil Dead games is good. He' s a one- liner machine, and of course there's  Duke Nukem. I could also find a lot by combing through the Assassin' s Creed games too.

 

The only specific one I can think of off the top of my head is from Connor of AC3. "I will not die today. The same cannot be said for you."

[Middnight Snack 24]

"War, war never changes..." - Fallout Announcer

Really my favorite because of how truthful it is, not to mention the epic story that follows it.

 

 

"Intro, intro never changes..."

[CloudFyre 848]

"I'd tell you that I cared, but that would be lying, and that would be wrong." - Koal, from Advance Wars: Dual Strike.

AW:DS was one of my favorite turn based strategy games of all time. I still enjoy it to this day.

[SrFrog 927]

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!" - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

 

All the more with that, original crappy/sexy voice of the original dubbing cast. Because the redub just sounds like a bunch of typical whiny anime characters.

[Thaliel 116]

"save your drama for Mama". Milennia, Grandia II

 

I really wanna play that game again, have to find some time for it in the near future