AsK dErPy

[Imagine 284]

HeLlO eVeRyPoNy!1! i'm DeRpY aS yOu KnOw FrOm My LiTtLe PoNy: fRiEnDsHiP iS mAgIc.

 

AsK mE aNyThInG!1!1!1

 

Note: My first Ask Pony blog. So.......yeah......

 

DeRp!1

[Shining Wing 201]

You're very cute, Derpy!

 

How do you type with hooves?

[Imagine 284]

ThAnK yOu!1!

 

iT'S eAsY1! i UsE mY wInGz! dErP1!

dfsxcerw34er5t6y0pok[rty67u! tHaT wAs Me TyPiNg WiTh HoOvEs!

[DJShy 909]

What was your favorite thing or person to dress up as for Nightmare Night?

[Imagine 284]

DuH1! a PaPeR bAg!

BuT wAiT, MaYbE iT wAs A............pApEr BaG/?/

[Shining Wing 201]

ThAnK yOu!1!

 

iT'S eAsY1! i UsE mY wInGz!

 

You're welcome.

 

Well, typing with your wings definitely sounds easier that typing with your hooves.

[Imagine 284]

iT iS1!1! i UsE mY sNoUt SoMeTiMeS tOoOoOoO.>.>.>.>.>.>

[Shining Wing 201]

iT iS1!1! i UsE mY sNoUt SoMeTiMeS tOoOoOoO.>.>.>.>.>.>

 

No offense, but why are your eyes like that? I actually think it's kinda cute. 

[Imagine 284]

I dOn"t KnOw AnD dOn"t WaNt ToO.

 

LiKe WhAt?

[Shining Wing 201]

LiKe WhAt?

 

Like they are here!

 

 

They're not focused on the same place. As I said, it's actually kinda cute.

[Imagine 284]

OhHhHh.>.>.>.>.> i HaS lAzY eYe>

[Shining Wing 201]

Oh, okay.

[twilight_sparkle 53]

Hey Derpy, I thought you were going to help Rainbowdash clean up the Town Hall, what happened???

[Imagine 284]

Hey Derpy, I thought you were going to help Rainbowdash clean up the Town Hall, what happened???]

 

WeLl>.>.>. We ClEaNeD iT uP, bUt NoBoDy SeEmEd To LiKe iT.

[Ploomette 0]

Hey Derpy, have you ever noticed that Dr. Whooves has a crush on you?   

[Imagine 284]

Oh ThAt SiLlY sTaLlIoN1! oR iS iT fIlLy?

[Shining Wing 201]

Oh ThAt SiLlY sTaLlIoN1! oR iS iT fIlLy?

 

He's a stallion.

[Imagine 284]

OkAy

[DJShy 909]

Hey, Derpy!

 

 

Vanilla or Chocolate?

 

Cake or Ice cream?

 

Blueberry muffins or Strawberry muffins?

[Imagine 284]

Vanilla or Chocolate?

 

Cake or Ice cream?

 

Blueberry muffins or Strawberry muffins?

 

MiX1!

cAkE1! iT cAn Be FlUfFy! LiEk MuFfInS1!

BoTh!

[Shining Wing 201]

If you had to choose...

 

Cupcakes

Donuts

Cookies

 

Muffins aren't included. Take your pick.

[Imagine 284]

HmMmM.>.>.> wElL, i GoTtA sAy CuPcAkEs! bEsT tReAt BeSiDeS cUpCaKeS1!

MuFfInS i MeAnT

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Derpy, you a virgin?

[Imagine 284]

???

[Shining Wing 201]

Derpy, you a virgin?

 

How dare you! Derpy's too innocent to know what that means!