Rarity Fan Club

[Quill Waver 1,408]

Must... resist... low hanging fruit...

I know this will sound uncouth and immature, but that fruit has been picked.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Have you noticed that it's often the more mature type of person who loves Rarity, or is it just me?

We usually relate to our best pony in some way or another Rarity is one of the most mature of the mane 6, but she has her moments

[Quill Waver 1,408]

We usually relate to our best pony in some way or another Rarity is one of the most mature of the mane 6, but she has her moments

Even then, she still does what she does best: look fabulous! 

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

I know this will sound uncouth and immature, but that fruit has been picked.

You know, someone called me uncouth yesterday. It was the first time I've ever heard someone say it in real life!

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

You know, someone called me uncouth yesterday. It was the first time I've ever heard someone say it in real life!

The question is now... Was that someone right with his abominable accusation? Dun dun DUN!

 

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

You know, someone called me uncouth yesterday. It was the first time I've ever heard someone say it in real life!

Rarity fans are too couth to be uncouth, so we know they're wrong there. 

 

Also, making false accusaccusations is uncouth...

 

Conclusion: THEY are the one that is uncouth

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

The question is now... Was that someone right with his abominable accusation? Dun dun DUN!

 

Well it was my future mother in law! Let's just say we don't get on!

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

mother in law

Why, that kinda explains it... 

[Quill Waver 1,408]

Rarity fans are too couth to be uncouth, so we know they're wrong there. 

 

Also, making false accusaccusations is uncouth...

 

Conclusion: THEY are the one that is uncouth

Agreed with you on that.

 

Well it was my future mother in law! Let's just say we don't get on!

Key term: Mother-in-law. By laws of physics, you will not get along with her anyhow.

She probably used the term "uncouth" just to spite you.

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In other news, my parents are yelling more than a nearly divorced couple... 

They made Rarity cry. Granted, they did not know it, but... 

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Well it was my future mother in law! Let's just say we don't get on!

Yeahh. From what I hear, mothers-in-law generally aren't confirmed for Fabulosity and like the color green

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

Yeahh. From what I hear, mothers-in-law generally aren't confirmed for Fabulosity and like the color green

Never EVER get married! Trust me, Your partner's parents will never think you're good enough for their little darling!

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Never EVER get married! Trust me, Your partner's parents will never think you're good enough for their little darling!

Why get married when I have a waifu

 

duh

 

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

Why get married when I have a waifu

 

duh

 

Ahh, if only our beloved Rarity was real...

[Castle Bleck 19,334]

Never EVER get married! Trust me, Your partner's parents will never think you're good enough for their little darling!

 

That, and marriage is bucking expensive as Tartarus...

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Ahh, if only our beloved Rarity was real...

I wish she was  

 

 

 

That, and marriage is bucking expensive as Tartarus...

Rarity would be more than worth it, though

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

 

Rarity would be more than worth it, though

Of course...

 

She would look so stunning in a bridal gown...

 

And think of the wedding night...     

[Castle Bleck 19,334]

Rarity would be more than worth it, though

 

It'd probably help that she herself seems pretty loaded.

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

It'd probably help that she herself seems pretty loaded.

Who cares about mammon if you can have love instead...

 

Also, most of the bits she makes goes back into her work.

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

If Rarity was a human, would she drink or smoke? Because if she does, she'd have to give that crap up before I go out with her!

[Quill Waver 1,408]

If Rarity was a human, would she drink or smoke? Because if she does, she'd have to give that crap up before I go out with her!

"I usually have a glass of wine on occasion."

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Of course...

 

She would look so stunning in a bridal gown...

 

And think of the wedding night...     

Oh, my...

 

She'd walk down the aisle in a beautiful gown she designed herself - she'd pick out all the decor, of course, by her own choice (and it'd look fabulous! ) with the veil covering part of her face...

 

It'd be at night time, in a garden of sorts, like a garden party - there'd be little finger foods being hauled around on trays, snacks for all of the guests, and a jewel-encrusted alter. I'd be standing up there in my tuxedo, something she herself had designed, because it had to be perfect

 

Finally, when all is said and done, and the words "I do" had been spoken, I'd sweep her up in my arms and carry her away, and the honeymoon would begin

 

 

 

If Rarity was a human, would she drink or smoke? Because if she does, she'd have to give that crap up before I go out with her!

Maybe some wine, but nothing besides that. It'd also be a negative on smoking

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

If Rarity was a human, would she drink or smoke? Because if she does, she'd have to give that crap up before I go out with her!

Yeah, like Asterian and Ghosty said, i think a glass of wine here or there would be the maximum.

 

I reckon she would be pretty strict on herself in those things, her body is a temple.

[Quill Waver 1,408]

Oh, my...

 

She'd walk down the aisle in a beautiful gown she designed herself - she'd pick out all the decor, of course, by her own choice (and it'd look fabulous! ) with the veil covering part of her face...

 

It'd be at night time, in a garden of sorts, like a garden party - there'd be little finger foods being hauled around on trays, snacks for all of the guests, and a jewel-encrusted alter. I'd be standing up there in my tuxedo, something she herself had designed, because it had to be perfect

 

Finally, when all is said and done, and the words "I do" had been spoken, I'd sweep her up in my arms and carry her away, and the honeymoon would begin

Again, I post this saying you're not the only one who would get married:

 

 

Except... I can do it. 

 

( Note to self: If all else fails, remind them of Rarity. )

Edited May 7, 2014 by Asterian Starfall

[Bhending the Rules 697]

I reckon she would be pretty strict on herself in those things, her body is a temple.

 

Even those who view themselves that way have been known to turn that temple into an amusement park on occasion. 

[Quill Waver 1,408]

Even those who view themselves that way have been known to turn that temple into an amusement park on occasion. 

"Starry knows that first-hoof~"

Rarity... that's a little... Who am I kidding?