I'd hit you with _________

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you in the sentry with a sapper covered in hot sauce. Oh wait, I'm blu.

[Betez 1,734]

I'd just hit you...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with *falls asleep onto your shoulder*

[null123456 759]

I'd hit you with a hardhat.

[Yes-Man 597]

I'd hit you with an ax.

[Shypony 10]

I'd hit you with a- oh sweet celestia that avatar is nasty. SHAME ON YOU!

(I hit you with a large wave of shame)

Nasty? I don't see it as nasty. It looks like Derpy was sliding on the floor and crashed into something.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Nasty? I don't see it as nasty. It looks like Derpy was sliding on the floor and crashed into something.

Well my heart just melted and I have a ridiculously blissful look on my face from imagining that. Nevertheless. I'd hit you with a "dawwww" face.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I hit you with a fuzzy belt

[Twiliscael 3,958]

I'd hit you up with a phone call

[Nothing&NoOne 695]

A pancake.

[Just some guy 1,070]

I'd hit you with a nightingale.Because,y'know,irony.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with this emoticon:

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I would hit you with dooty duty considering there's a toilet plunger stuck to your avatar's head.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I'd hit you with a janitor.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a bottle of Dos Equis. 

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with my crown!

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I'd hit you with my whippin stick.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with whipped cream.

[Princess Derpy 672]

oooooo whipped cream?! Where!! Anyway.... I'd hit you with YouTube

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I'd hit you with whipped potatoes.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I shall hit you with WORRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I'm going to hit you with Strawberry Sorbet.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with Berry Punch (haha get cause- nevermind...)

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with ♪HAY! WHAT'S GOING ON?♪

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I shall, and will, hit you with my face.