Hmm. Yes, I shall answer questions, my little ponies...

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

 

I am here to answer all and any of your questions no matter how strange, personal, or odd. The more chaos, the better but do not ask the question if you don't wish for a truthful answer.

 

 

[Leafeon 2,701]

So... Do you and Fluttershy have like... a thing now?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

Oh please, Fluttershy and I may be....*gag* friends...but she doesn't have the chaotic spirit that I so cherish!

 

Hm. But that Luna on the other claw...she still has some chaos in her heart that may be fun to play with!

[Betez 1,734]

So, are you truly reformed, or are you just playing the game so you won't have to be out back into stone?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

Do you know how unpleasant it is being turned to stone? I mean, really. I had an itch on my back that I could not scratch for EONS. It was enough to drive me mad. Well, more mad than I already am.

 

But let me tell you something, little pony, there is no fun in this world without Chaos...I just need to make sure that my fun is out of the earshot of a certain pegasus pony....

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WHAT IZ DA MEANING OF LIFE?!?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

CHAOS AND DISHARMONY!

[Callisto 1,874]

Have you ever gotten drunk?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

Spirits do not get drunk, mystical Twilight Sparkle. It is impossible for our bodies to succumb to such mortal failures. However, I have had a rather nasty sugar rush that resulted in half of Equestria being turned into a 24 hour roller coaster with flying pigs and rubber donkeys

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Do you like bananas?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

Do you like bananas?

 

 

I prefer you as a banana more than anything, my dear drunken Derpy.

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Daww! Were you just hitting on me?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

Daww! Were you just hitting on me?

 

Hmm...I just believe that you and I were meant to be...ONE

 

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Master of Choas Discord. have you ever heard of me? 100 beasts Kaidou

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Where can I get one of those costumes?

[Callisto 1,874]

Spirits do not get drunk, mystical Twilight Sparkle. It is impossible for our bodies to succumb to such mortal failures. However, I have had a rather nasty sugar rush that resulted in half of Equestria being turned into a 24 hour roller coaster with flying pigs and rubber donkeys

In that case.... have you ever been high?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

In that case.... have you ever been high?

 

On life, of course!!!

 

Master of Choas Discord. have you ever heard of me? 100 beasts Kaidou

I have heard of everypony that exists in the world. Please. Just because I have been encased in stone does not mean I cannot hear what goes on in the world.

 

Where can I get one of those costumes?

 

 

*snaps his claws and hands one to you* Welcome to the club, Agent of Chaos!

[Callisto 1,874]

Can I be an agent of chaos?

Edited February 9, 2013 by Callisto

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

How come you dint dodge the rainbow thingy

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

How come you dint dodge the rainbow thingy

 

Would you run away from a rainbow? Really now, do you know how bad I'd look if I fled from a Rainbow?

 

Can I be an agent of chaos?

 

Hm. Perhaps. How chaotic can you be? let me see what you can do

[Callisto 1,874]

*Turns family members into mashed potatoes*

 

Is that good enough?

[DiscordAnarchy 770]

Oh, nonononononono. There is no logic in that at all. *clicks his claws turning them back to normal before clicking them again. Father thinks he is a dog, mother thinks she is a chicken, and the filly thinks she is now Princess Luna and begins using the Canterlot Voice*

 

MUCH BETTER

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I WANNA USE THAT VOICE!!! DOES ROYALTY KNOW THAT YOU ARE CHAOTIC?!?

[Callisto 1,874]

...Fine then. *Snaps fingers* There. No all the trees are purple and flying, the sky is multicolored, clouds spin around, my mother thinks she's a rock, my father thinks he a rock STAR, my sister IS a rock, and my brother is a green lobster.