Whatever your left hand is touching...

[PlNKlE PIE 364]

My head-

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

It's touching my mouse pad.

[Evilshy 5,090]

My left ear. Okay, I'll look weird, but I'll be rich. I'm totally okay with this. Hell, I'll buy myself a bionic ear and have super hearing

[Champion RD92 8,658]

My iPod

[Starshine 16,333]

...my keyboard?

 

Doesn't matter, I can buy a new cribs from this stuff

[Vicke 3,188]

My chin :3

[Jokuc 8,173]

I ain't got nothing but air in it

[Lunatic 1,186]

a freaking painting.... i think its worth alot more now huzzah!

[KPM 288]

my left cheek is now diamonds. Horribru.

[EarlofPudding 11]

My piano. I play my piano at the same time as I cruise the internet. Except my piano is now diamond Fuuuuuu-

[averagetoaster 8]

My hair! My beautiful hair

[Envy 6,116]

My chair.

 

That would help actually, it's falling apart. lol

[Radiance64 7,053]

My beard- as long as I don't have to shave the diamonds off and they just fall right out, I'm ok with this.

[ffffff 50]

My computer.

[EvilToasterPony 33]

My foot.

 

I can never walk agian...

[JAC97 1]

LOL kelly slauters pro surfer for ps2 thats really wierd thing to be holding in your left tho XD sucks it being turn to diamond i didnt even play it yet =(

 

(true story)

[EvilToasterPony 33]

I was touching my eye that time...

 

Ouch...

[benben471 66]

the arrow that ws in my knee BOOOM ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKE

[Stix the AppleDash lover 14]

my left cheek is now diamonds,how is this gonna work out?

[Apple Bloom 2,931]

A bag of tortilla chips. There goes my teeth...

[benben471 66]

i wass doing open brain surgury at the time i read this so ..... I'm out of a job...

[Anachronous 682]

My hand is inside of a box of Cheez-Its.

 

Don't worry, I got this.

 

 

[Skye42 59]

My hand is underneath my pillow.... and underneath my hand, is my bed.

 

......

 

......

 

......

 

This is very uncomfortable.....

[Eureka 1,119]

Well if whatever I'm touching is now diamonds....doesn't that mean I'm touching diamonds?

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I giant wad of clay.

 

Sheet, son! I'mma be rich!