Badvice!

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Because if not cow then pig.

 

How do I walk through walls?

[stainesbrony 219]

Die and become a ghost. Now you can walk through walls!

 

 

 

How do I say this:

Edited April 7, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Midnight fallen 6]

You can't cus you suck

How do I get royalty to not hate me

[stainesbrony 219]

You ask them 'how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?'

 

 

How many hacksaws have hackers who hack hacksaws hacked? How were the hacksaws hacked? Were the hackers hacking hacksaws using hacking hacksaws?

[Midnight fallen 6]

I dunno

Can anyone but slainesbrony answer my previous question

[stainesbrony 219]

Yes. I am not slainesbrony. I am stainesbrony. You get royalty to like you by liking royalty (this is the BADvice thread, after all)

 

 

Can Midnight fallen pay full attention to what a thread is about and the rules before posting?

[Midnight fallen 6]

Stained brony go away

[stainesbrony 219]

Who's Stained brony?

 

 

 

Can you stop hating me, Midnight fallen?

[Midnight fallen 6]

Yes

How do I be loved without getting hurt

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Cheap hookers.

 

Hohooowwoohohohidooooodidooo... brah I'm tired. How do I fix it?

[Midnight fallen 6]

I dunno and I'm a guy

How do I get hookers away

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Have money hanging out of your pockets at all times.

 

How do I describe the fact that having sore legs feels really good?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Kick your friends in the shin. See? Now they feel what you feel.

 

I'm the only cheerful person at work every morning. Whats the best way to pull a Pinky Pie and make them all Smile?

[Golurk 468]

Bring in cupcakes.

 

Where's a good restaurant near Moscow? 

[LightsCameraAction 100]

The one in Minnesota.

 

 

 

 

 

I have to fart but it could be a poop, what do I do?

[Just some guy 1,070]

Take off your pants and let 'er rip.At least you won't have pooped in your pants.

 

Anybody know where's the safest place to conceal a knife on my body?I want to keep one for self-defence.

Edited April 8, 2013 by CaptainBlue808

[Reani 176]

In your heart.

 

I wanted to eat delicious mercury but I ended up eat arsenic. What do?

[stainesbrony 219]

You EAT COOKIEZ!

 

 

 

 

How do I remove the sofa that is halfway up the stairs in my house?

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

Shoot it with a rocket launcher.

 

How can I get rid of dry skin?

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Eat it off.

 

My family thinks I'm gay. What do I do?

[Erza 581]

Listen to Justin Bieber!

My PC is slow! What should i do?

[. eris . 1,661]

 

I'm a butterfly! How do I turn into a phoenix?

[stainesbrony 219]

Drunk science!

 

 

 

 

How do I successfully get Kasakhstan Potassium?

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

Eat over 9000 bananas.

 

I have a really bad cold but no tissues. What should I use?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Your sister has a closet full of clothes. Cut them all up for hankies.

 

I want to really impress my GF. Where should I take her for a great date?

Edited May 5, 2013 by Silverhoof